h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(nim flies in. She has changed into the red brokate evening dress from her cousin's wedding, but is still softly singing ...)

*I believe I can fly ...*

(Spots zax doing his stuff on the floor with the ladies / Ah, well, I'm used to it/ spots Mr. Indifferent and lands beside him)

Come on, if we have to be the wallflowers, lats at least find a comfortable cloud to sit on!

*Suddenly wonders what happened to his dance, and what does GA mean?*

I don't believe I've ever sat on a cloud before. Wouldn't you fall through it? Oops, I'm thinking in reality too much. Okay, I'll sit on a cloud. I've been standing for hours, or hovering.
*Sits carefully on a nearby cloud.*
Hmm. pretty comfy. Very soft.

*Alicat decides just to park herself at the bar...*

*Seats himself on a cloud also (which wobbles a bit) and opens another bottle of Chug.*

~Don Alfredo decides to join alicat at the bar.~
Would you like a Hertog Jan alicat??

*having noticed that leather seems to be the look for this party, Tweet strolls in (smiling gratefully at St Peter for the floor) wearing a long black leather skirt, and bright red handkerchief top*
*hugs Chrome*
Awww, I'm sorry, but not even I can dance for the whole night
GA means Guardian Angel BTW- Zax is mine
Forgive me?
Wanna dance again?

I'd love a Hertog-Jan Don A. It has become a favourite for me. We can share a keg.

*looks around at all the gathered saints et al, and a devilish grin spreads across his face*

*Giving Xanthe a quick peck on the cheek in thanks, Zax rushes to the bandstand and holds a fast powwow with the bandleader. Tossing him what appears to be a large gold coin, Zax faces the crowd and yells*

C'MON EVERYONE!!


C O N G A ! ! !

*He swoops out to lure FC into forming a line, the two begin to conga around the room- FC in front, Zax holding her waist. Others attatch themselves to the end of the line as they pass*
Grab on, everyone!

Dadadada-da-DAH!

*does the mandatory, eyebrows raised, cynical, stand aside bit*
*finishes*
*grabs on*
Woo-hoo!

Lets Conga, its conga-night tonight,
the musics feeling right,
the stars are shining bright
and we're all haveing fun tonight..

Lets join the conga till we drop,
its never gonna stop
and we're all having fun,
so come on and

everybody do do do... come on and do the conga
choo choo choo, like a train across the floor
you you you, come on and join the conga....


oh... black lace... anyone remeber them??? and it is the group, not any possible piece of clothing i might be wearing....

*everyone dances round the room, kicking their legs in time to the music... FC flutters her wings and glides upwards. Zax lets go as he was not expecting the flight, then races to catch her up and holds her tighter. all the saints become entwined in three dimension....*

now thats the way to do a conga line

*Does something completely un-characteristic of him and joins the conga line. Not exactly in time with the music.*

*Finises his 90th drink on the run and joins conga line*
Well you get thersty playing for 4 days

* St.Peter finishes half an Irish Coffee. Under normal circumstances it wouldn't be normal for him to even consider such an activity. Normally, he would run the other the way, if it was a normal occassion. Normally, he would consider it undignified behaviour for such a senior saint...BUT *

Whoo Hoo !!!

* Well, he was known as the wild-man at least amongst his companions when he was alive... *

St.P.

*finally comes back after a few days of distraction, having skimmed enough backlog to realise there is no plot to worry about spoiling by any discontinuous behaviour*
*Finds a corner where reality seems to be anchored fairly securely to the wainscoting and floor, sits on a small chair and gets out sketch pad and pencil*

Hi y'all.

Hi Lil. Would you like me to bring you a drink?

Wheee-ee!

*joins the conga, taps Tweetie on the shoulder.*
It's OK, Tweet. I think we were just posting at totally different times. Anyway, eveyrone loves to conga!

*joins conga*

Hi guys! Can't stop long - I've just dropped into the library (where they have free internet access to members).

*has plenty of drinks* What are you looking at? I've got a lot of catching up to do...

*Tosses a bottle of Chug beer behind him. It is caught by Dr St Justin.*

Not that you any help or anything ... but I've been trying to offload these at the bar and I can't finish them all by myself!