h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Last time I checked he was waiting for a chance to throw darts at the pegins
*points to a crode of people by the back wall*
but that was about tem minets ago.

DARK GRAY: You angel guys are suppose to help people right? Well maybe you could tell me of a good place to hang out. Where are some good places to go around here?

"You people are all nuts. Where is Lys when you need her? Oh well, when in Rome..."

*begins dancing wildly with himself, unaware that he is so drunk that he is lying on the floor*

DARK GRAY:Nuts huh? Well, perhaps you're right. Shall we leave then?

Sonya: I'd like to stay.

Mr. Patience: don't matter to me, really.

Goddess Xanthe:Whatever

* HE suddenly appears from down the cellar... *

Greetings to you all !!!

* HE looks at the Dark One, and ponders where is Saint Zoe, the Patron Saint of Multiple Personalities when you need her !!! *

Well, you might like to pop over to Mr.Sellars Page here...

http://www.h2g2.com/A270325

Which lists a number of worthwhile sites to visit !!!

* HE notices the presence 'Her Darkness' Joanna haunting the party. Fontunately, HE has planned for such eventualities... *

* HE waves his hand then suddenly the floor drops completely out of reality... The angels flutter with their wings like nothing had ever happened, whilst Bob penguins disappear out of sight. Feebly trying to fly with their limp flippers... *

* HE shouts down to the gatecrashers some 800ft & falling below... *

This is just our little joke you understand !!!

You cannot come to harm in Heaven !!!

- Simply, High Spirited.

*levitates herself with some effort*

Say 'bye to Zax for me? I was invited by him, you know...

I hope I am not too late ot join this party??

Of cose not but you just missed the darts god got rid of the bord but atlest them dam pengins wont cach up to me for awile.

Nice to see anybody around. Shall we take a beer then?

*Always ready for a beer, alicat springss forward to join D.A.* Hertog-Jan?

Thank you very much alicat. Where have you learned to appriciate this nice Dutch beer?
It is one of the best Dutch beers.
Cheers.
~holds bottle high for the toast.~

*Keeping the wall company*

Join us Mr.Indifferent and have a drink. It cheers you up and it gives you more confidence.

GOD Almighty must be very understanding indeed to have invited me here after I haven't made any postings to a gaurdian angel thread in months. I've been (as my name implies) on vacation -- and I still am. But if somebody will pour me a coffee I'll sit here 'til I get back, which should be in late August.

Would that be a regular coffe or should I do something in it, for example whiskey or amaretto?

Straight up coffee, please, I'm in it for the caffine, not the alcohol.

D.A.,

Kheldar introduced me to the pleasures of your wonderful beer. It has become one of my favourites.

Sonya: Nice going Gray! What were you thinking, taking us to a party like this? How in the world are we suppose to get out of here?

DARK GRAY: It's not MY falt! How was I suppose to know the old guy would pull the floor out from under us!?

Goddess Xanthe: I don't like it down here. Oh could someone help me put please?

Mr. Patience: this is the strangest party i've ever seen.

Sonya: Nice going Gray! What were you thinking, taking us to a party like this? How in the world are we suppose to get out of here?

DARK GRAY: It's not MY falt! How was I suppose to know the old guy would pull the floor out from under us!?

Goddess Xanthe: I don't like it down here. Oh could someone help me out please?

Mr. Patience: this is the strangest party i've ever seen.

Goddess Xanthe: I'm sorry, did I just say "put"? And did we just experience a time shift thing? I could swear that just happened twice.