h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*everyones head turns to look at the time controller machine in Lisa's hands*

Who, moi?!

*hides it behind her back*

*Floats up from talking with the penguins, lands on the bar which still seems to be hovering in mid air*

I need a rather drink for myself, and a case for the only ones in a tux at this party. Yeah, the penguins. They may be overdressed, they may be harrassing people, but I like them. I thought as Angels we were supposed to help the lower life forms, or is that only when we're sober?

*Thanks the bartender, gathers the drinks, and does a triple loop before heading back to the penguins*

I love flying upsidedown and being able to keep my drink in it's glass

*swoops down to joanna and the Dark Gray Gang.*

so sorry folks, i guess it's time for HIS medication...


WOULD SOMEONE GET GOD A DRINK?????

*takes Joanna and Princess Xanthe by the hand, and begins to fly back to the party*
i apologize m'ladies. HE sometimes forgets that HE invited EVERYONE back on the MAIN PAGE!

neat party trick tho, don't you agree?

*deposits them near the bar, and goes to make absolutely CERTAIN that the Old Man has a drink- or several- in his hand*

my job never ends..

LOL. HE is something of a comedian. We are all friendly here. And the drinks are free. Would you all like a drink of Rasputin's Chemical Mindrotter? It allows you to float above all floors. And it's got a Heavenly taste.

Okay alicat, sounds like a good idea

Xanthe: Thank you very much Zax dear. Mindrotter? Doesn't sound very good. But I guess you can't judge everthing by it's name.

*Still far below the party Mr. Patience spots a door with a glowing green "Exit" sign above it.

Mr. Patience: well there's a way out from here. we might as well go.

*DARK GRAY, Mr. Patience, and Sonya head out the door.*
*Sonya waves bye up at the angels*

Sonya: I wish I had wings. Bye Bye all!

Don't mind the smoke coming out of your ears, Joanna. It's purely special effects. I've found ot's great for skywriting.

*appears in a puff of pink smoke (which rapidly mingles with the smoke pouring from Joanna's ears to make a kinda of sickly purple) next to alicat*
*smooths down her (definitely not sickly) purple dress and grins*
Hey all
*suddenly realises that everyone is rising*
*looks around and comes to the conclusion that in fact she is falling, and it's not a good idea*
*catches herself midway to the floor and floats back up again*
Ok, what wiseass pulled that trick?
*takes a deep breath and grabs a bottle of scotch*
I'll be needing this...

*rushes to grab mr. patience et.al. as they step thru the ~wrong~ exit*
oh boy! you guys don't wanna go thru THAT door! we had an angel once that went thru it... what was his name tweet? something about 'lucy'?



(tweet? wanna grab dan and meet me in chat?)

Yeah, rings a bell...
Hope you're still there, I'm making my way

turns to the Goddess*

Care to dance?

*grins at her GA*
Sorry for disappearing- screwy computer
Bags the next dance BTW

*stretches...*

oh dear... I really do have to go change, this is just to creased...

*pops out... returns wearing a pair of black leather trousers, white shirt and long leather jacket....*

much more comfortable... did someone say God needed a drink?? *flies over to HIM with 2 Ys...* cant have a sober deity can we...

well we could but that would mean things would start to make sence and the we would be in troubble.
*clicks his fingers and the band dissapers againe*
Sorry about that but they have got a tow week vacation and they complane to much if I dont let them go looks like its back to CDs

Xanthe: I thought you'd never ask.
*Puts her arms around him to head for the middle of the...floor?*

DARK GRAY: Well this is just great. I guess we're stuck here for a while.

Sonya: *Grins widely at Dark Gray*
What do you say Mr. Gray? Care to dance?

*Gray stares at Sonya then shrugs*
DARK GRAY: Why not?

Mr. Patience: I'll just sit here in the corner. Don't mind me.

*Gray and Sonya dance to gether below all the partying angels*

*Mr. Patience looks disturbed at the site of the two*

Pull yourselves together!

*stands up, a little dizzy from dancing with himself on the floor*

'what was that beer, warthog jam?, I would love to try one. Do you guys have plenty? I think I just used up all the beer I have drunk.'

* St.Peter finally finds time to have a small refreshment and walks into area set aside for the party. He ghasps as he sees saints still desperately trying to keep in mid-air after 24 hours... *

St.Peter - Oh !!! I'm sorry everyone. I'll just go and fix reality !!!

* After 5 minutes he returns just in time to see the penguins ranging back into view with the floor following behind... *

It's good to see someone 'dressed' the penguins for such a formal occassion...

Hello Everyone...

It's nice to see Saint Irving after a long time, especially to cut into his 'extended' holiday plans. You must have booked that through Big 'Evil' Dan's 'Weekend' Escapes...

It's good to see the Don's made it here too...

Now where's Saint William, I might go crazy and have an 'Irish' Coffee...

St.P.

Care to dance, m'dear?