h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

He he, hello Light, no idea how I got here (but that's not unusual )

You know where to come for your perfectly fitting, figure enhancing purple polka dot bikini

* MaW sets up some butts and practises archery *

Mine should be ready in time for the contest to begin!

Hi Caerwynn

Would it surprise you to know I am not sure how I got here either!!! I am not sure about entering, but if I do I will certainly need some help from you

Are you going to enter?

I hope that both you, Lighthousegirl, and Cærwynn enter - it's going to be a very small competition this year if you don't. Only a very small handful of entrants so far...

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Where do we enter? Can we enter yet?

* bounce *

The competition hasn't started yet, we're still waiting for:
Amy the Ant to draw the official Graphic - which I'm hoping she will do. If you encourage her nicely, it would help, but she very kindly said she would if she could.
and we're also waiting for Peta to return.
I'm also hoping we'll have more than 2 entrants.

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So am I!

~Emerges from the sea after a long swim~

Sadly, Amy the Ant is ill at the moment.

Still, if you wish to see the Entry page, and indeed enter the competition, you can do so here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A309052?skin=classic

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I like your subtle promotion of Goo in that link, BB.

This from a man with the second office at the Alabaster House.

*DD strides off to the ocean wearing his rather fetching black lycra bikini*

*wolf *

~lies down with suntan oil~
~oils legs and arms~
~contorts into weird shape as tries to oil back~...~
Ouch..help...Can someone do my back, please?

GGG

~swims by~

~waves to all the lovely people on the beach~

Can I enter the contest again, BB? I still can only wear a one-piece bikini though...

*splashes tail*

* MaW's bikini becomes pure, almost blindingly bright white *

Now this is a highly impractical colour. I'm going to go for a swim and see if it'll dull down a bit.

* he splashes into the sea *

*splashes at MaW*

*giggles*

*swims around MaW andhim*

Who has every seen me hang around the Alabaster House? That's Peregrin's House, I live at number 10 Gooning Street.
But yes, welcome everyone to the competition - the more entrants, the merrier.

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* splashes and s back *

* his bikini turns puce, with a mint green trim, but nobody notices because it's underwater, luckily for them *

*a Strange Glow lights up the sea*