h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

indi: better yet...dont give him a card...dont let him in....lamanate
him...yeah....and then put him in a room full of potassium
(K)....and pour wather in to the room...the potassium will burn
when it comes into contaxt with water...then he will burn

I'll take that as a vote for "no"...

I reiterate that vote.

*NYC takes out howitzer, and fires a large metal block covering HappyDude's mouth altogeter*

---voice in the ether see post 120 ---' I've already teleported out, but I will pop by latter '

i think we should... well, i think we should let him join, but since i'm obviously a minority... whatever. i don't want to be in charge any more. somebody else do it.
*puts feet up and proceeds to chew an entire package of bubble gum, then blow large bubbles and make annoying popping noises with them*

I can't see why membership should be denied from anyone if they pass the initiation. Even if they are as happy as this guy.

nor do i... although he IS really irritating sometimes.........

I think you should let him join.

Emar: If he HAD passed the initiation, it would be fine, but he hasn't spent the minimum amount of time in the rolling spheres of death. He's been all over the place, and left early several times.

Well, if he does the time let him in, if not then dont. Sounds fair to me

I think we should find something that SO evil, So insidious as to mae him stop smiling for three days...

...but that's just my opinion...

Sow his mouth shut with chilli powder-coated thread.

I think you should stick him in one of those balls with Kudos and Zeb. They should be enough to stop him from smiling.

*shouting like she can't take much more of this*
It's been three days! It's been three days!

*NYC hops into his spaceman spiff ship in the parking lot and heads off to pluto to peel off the crumpled heap that is Psycho Girl*

here you go, a membership card, and yada yada yada...

wait a sec... my ship's a one-seater...

I've been here for three days to.

--- HappyDude just passing through, on the way to a hot date ---

The only reason's I'm not still in the sphere are

1: You lot pulled me out, I was having FUN!

2: You all blew the sphere'e up?

So Give me the card or else I go and join the good guys, I don't want to do that because being Evil is way cooler!

Love & Hugs

Happy

um... i don't want him on the good side. sorry.
*hands him a membership card*
oh yeah, and LL too...
*hands LL a membership card after teleporting him and Psycho Girl back from pluto*

Emar: I didn't mean you didn't get to join because we pulled you out of the sphere and blew you up. The only reason I wouldn't have counted you as having passed the initiation is because you left of your own free will, back when you hopped into that starfighter and flew off. Admittedly, you came back, but that was only after having spent a day or two flyin' free. So I would say you can join, but you have to stay in the sphere for three days solid(you STILL count as taking part in the initiation even if you aren't technically in the sphere, but only under extenuating circumstances. Like if NYC, Zeb, and Corrupt yank you out and administer a savage beating.)

Zeb: ...And I am NOT in favor of the idea of Happy, me, and Kudos sharing a sphere! Couldn't we just fill Happy's sphere with knives, glass shards, and other pointy implements?

Emar: Well, your tooth-filled snout IS pretty pointy...

Zeb: Whose side are you on?!

Emar: DAMMIT! I didn't even get to finish my impartial judgement before we all gave in to intimidation! Lousy simu-posts...

well, it was well done... i just decided that if he was going to go to the good side, that would be MUCH worse than having him on our side... plus i'm not sure i could handle him having a grudge against us... the thought scares me.