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Emar: I would've let him in too, but I just wanted to get my two cents in BEFORE we handed him the card. NOW, any newcomers will see you handing him his membership, and then me going on about him having to retake the initiation dealy. The point is now moot, and I'll look really stupid.

Zeb: Not as stupid as that acrobat costume makes you look.

Emar: Shut up, Zeb.

*after a long, tedious and VERY boring trip back...*

hi! what'd I miss? oh....
yeah, HaddyDude, you're now a member... but we won't hesitate on administering a savage beating anyway, it's all in the membership rules...

*NYC brings out a sheet of paper, on which is written:*

[Rule 37: and let it be known that if a situation where a person so overly happy as to join by intimidation took place, he/she may be savagely beaten by all other members, with any pointy implements deemed necessary]

yeah, just ignore the coffee stains... and the ink smudges...

Just before I take My medication can I just say
'WWWWWWWWWWEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'

---- HappyDude swallows two luminus green tablet's and takes a swig of something pink & frothy. HappyDude now accepts membership card ----

Zeb: ...Hope the pink stuff contained some SERIOUS depressants...

No, thats the Strawberry & Bannana Smoothie, however the bright green tablets do. Please try & give me at least half a days warning of us going into action so I can let the effect's wear off, in an emergancy I do have some bright blue tablets that have the opposite effect to the green ones.

maybe you had better give me those blue tablets....
*holds out hand*
don't worry, i won't forget them...

Erm' I think I should keep some just incase your not around, however take these just in case I forget mine.

------ HappyDude hands over a small stash of bright blue tablets, plus a couple of purple ones -----

*pockets them*
allright... and i should probably tell you that the superheroes haven't been around lately, so you shouldn't be skipping your green pills...

I will not forget, beside's there is aways the blue antidote or in a real emergancy the purple ones! You also better have this, hands over a Twister Mat. OK I'm heading off for a jacuzi.

------ Teleports out to the Jacuzi at the H2G2 Waterworks -----

Zeb: I STILL say I should be allowed to give him the Thermonuclear Swirly...

Ahh feel better for that,

MMM' thermo nucular swirly, sounds like fun !!!!

could be time for my medication?

I vote in favor of his initiation and admission on the grounds that he could be a very powerful ally indeed! Perhaps we should get KL in here to make the final decission, though...

Emar: You're welcome to ask KL, but it probably wouldn't matter anyway, as Happy Dude's already been admitted.

Zeb: Hey! According to your name, you're the Emperor of Planet X!

Emar: Zeb, will you stop paying so much attention to researcher nicknames.

Zeb: ...Does it really have a huge letter "X" on it?

Emar: AND STOP WITH THE LOONEY TUNES REFERENCES!!

and they call me insane?

It doesn't NOW, but if you like, we can all go up there and start DIGGING a huge X into it...

You better have one these first

------ profers purple tablet --------

they got extra caffine

*shudders at the thought of happy dude on caffiene*

They are for emergancies, but I think you might need one if your going to dig that big 'X' ?



I've got a bulk load of potassium chloride, any one got an idea for what we can do to get rid of it?

well...are there any more initiates mucking about at the moment...?
if there are give it to me...they wont be here much longer....

not sure about the wannabee's but your welcome to the bule stuff, I dumped a load down at the pool but here's the rest.