h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*shrugs*

indi? do you know where my control panel is? I can't find it anywhere...

Hmmm... I'm sorry HappyDude left. He was the most evil of all of us. Moment of silence, please....

Thank you. I just hope he doesn't join the Good Guys. We couldn't handle it!

Zeb: Hey, Masque: How's about getting to work putting up our names and the names of the rest of the new members on the STUMPED main page. Or, if adding names to the roster is somebody else's job, then do us a favor and flog them until THEY get to work.

Emar: It's no big deal, Zeb.

Zeb: Look, I just want a taste of fame, alright?

YAY!!!!! HAPPY DUDE'S GONE!!!! HE'S GONE, HE'S GONE, HE'S GONE!!!!

So, when are the initiates gonna meet up in the center?

*kicks NYC in the stomach for good measure*

That's for the OTHER forum...

*looks a bit comfused*
hey, that's MY line!

ow! *cough*

what was that for?

I think I'm starting to get dizzy. Just a little.

...for being a jerk in the conversation with my older cousin...

*kicks NYC again*

That's not NEARLY dizzy enough!

*uses metal pole to send Psycho Girl spinning even faster*

*screaming*
I'm gonna kill you, Corrupt!
*psychokenetic copy of Psycho uses her laser eyes to turn the not so favorite cousin in to ashes. However, she's really dizzy, and when she starts to stomp on the ashes, she falls backwards.*
Ouch!

ow! I wasn't the one being the jerk! stop it!

Who's in the mood for a sing along!!
*Start singing Albequerque*
*barf*
Damn my barfing jacked up my song, ah, well.
*Continues singing with gargly voice*

*watches someone else beat up NYC, for a change *

--- A white StarFighter streaks low accross the sky, it performs a loop the loop with triple twist before disapearing over the horizan & into the sunset. ---

*stuffs NYC into a cannon and shoots it off. NYC hits the StarFighter, which starts going into a spiral and crashes brutally into the ground. Flaming inferno results.*

Wow, an air show! What entertainment!

Just before the impact somthing shoots from the stricken StarFighter, A parachute open's and HappyDude gently floats to the ground.

*NYC topples from the burning wreckage and shoots Happy Dude about a billion times with a Kill-O-Zap he brought with him from the old initiation booth that was left over from Kudos' reign of terror. Happy Dude falls to the ground after NYC steals his parachute. Happy Dude has a nasty meeting with the ground, which just happens to be the very center of the stadium. The initiates, with perfect timing, all hit the center at the same time.*

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

*a massive nuclear explosion occurs, sending Happy Dude and the initiates into orbit around, say, Pluto. The explosion is so hugely huge, however, that we can't tell which one had the bomb in it, so the members in the audience all keep their money from all earlier bets. NYC lands safely in the stands.*

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!