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Initiation forum rule #1:

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE FUN WHEN SOMEONE BLOWS YOU TO PLUTO!!!!!

*cough cough*

I REALLY need a drink...

*NYC staggers back into the audience*

In the way of clarification:

I can't update the main page. Only KL (actually, Afgncaap5) can do that. He made the page. If you want to take the link from the page to the Rogues Gallery, and put down an advertisemnt, I can list THAT on THAT page.

Zeb(staring at Necronomicon): The time has come to destroy Happy Dude once and for all. Now is the perfect opportunity, as he falls through the void, circling distant Yuggoth-...

Emar(interrupts): ...You mean Pluto?

Zeb: Whatever.



Zeb: I CONTACT THE BLACK WINGED ONES! Ngth, ngth! Ia! Phllthgnh Zgnbrexx! Ia Shub Niggurath!...



Voice: (*click*) Hello! And welcome to the Mi-Go race's Unnatural Hotline from the Stars! The toll is 7 mortal brains a minute...



Voice: If YOU are an Outer God, press 1!...If YOU are a Great Old One, press 2!...If YOU are a puny earthling, press 3!...If y-...



Voice: If YOU seek unholy knowledge, press 1!...If YOU want to become one of our human allies, press 2!...If YOU wish to lodge a formal complaint against us for surgically removing your-or-an-acquaintance's brain, sticking it in a canister, and shooting it into space, press 3!...If YOU wish to report an annoyingly happy person violating Yuggoth airspace, press 4!-...



Voice: THANK YOU!...for reporting a violation of Yuggoth airspace! If your information leads to an arrest, rest assured that we will stick the culprit's annoyingly-happy-ass into a brain canister and shoot it into the nethermost reaches of-...

Zeb(closing book/hanging up): ...Yak, yak yak!

---- A Viper swoops down and lands next to the arena, out of the Viper jumps HappyDude ----

'Thanks StarBuck'

---- The Viper zooms back into yhe stratosphere ----

'Hey, you guys wouldn't belive it there is a whole lost tribe up there'

*Appears in trademark puff of red smoke, with wings spread wide*

Greetings, friends. I have been away for a week, whats new?

HI, your just in time for a quick game of ............

So far, we've all been trying to eliminate Happy Dude, here. By the way, Happy, are you aware that you're now just a brain in a cylinder? DON'T piss off the Mi-Go of distant Yuggoth/Pluto.

Would of been a brain in a tube if I hadn't been rescued by the 13th lost Tribe of Earth.

Go away and annoy some other forum.

Hey you were the one's that shot me down

*glares at Happy Dude, who is becoming more like Really-Annoying-and-Way-Too-Happy Dude*

Well, if anyone else can come up with a better way to get rid of YOU, I'll be more than happy to hear it.

Just give me a membership card, and them I'm on your side and you can target my happiness at your enemies

'Here have these, for the ID card'

--- HappyDude places down two passport size photo's of himself ---

'I'm running late for an apointmant with my hairdresser, gotta dash, I'll pop by latter though to cheer you all up'

out of fear for my safety, i'm putting this to a vote. shall we let him join or not?

remember: if he joins, his irritating personality will be directed at our enemies... and maybe less at us.

Zeb: Well, Emar and I are both abstaining from the vote.

Emar: Yeah, but shouldn't my OTHER personalities get a say in this?

Zeb: How many of us do you HAVE in there?!

<...knocks on Emar's head>

*giggles, then remembers what she is doing*
anyone else?

Zeb: Ooh! Ooh! Alternative solution!...We put Happy Dude and Kudos in a giant jar full of grass, shake it up, and watch them EAT EACH OTHER!! Heeheeheeheeheehee...!

Emar: Your thinking of mantises.

Zeb: Awwwwww.

i think we should lock them both in a different room, alone together, just them and a twister board...let them kill each other, so we dont have to

If you all vote for little old me I promise to take my medication before entering this forum.





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--- HappyDude Teleports out late for his hairdressing appointment ---