h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am honoured to join your ranks. I love the title. I have flown before, in my dreams, so hopefully the transition will be an easy one. I still have Your bottle, God. If it can power a hot air balloon it should have no problem giving me some extra buoyancy. *Takes huge swig of Rasputin's elixir.She floats in the air with smoke streaming out of her ears. With careful manoeuvering, she makes a big heart over the gathering.* I love you all.

oh...I want to become a Patron Saint too!! Let me be just a little famous!! I think the Patron Saint of Anonymous Artists would by quite appropriate to me....What do you think..do I become one???

Uh...if I'm an angel, does that mean I'm dead?

I can't find my entry so I can't find the reply! Where is it at! I don't understand....

boehoehoeh....

Mr Indifferent: if you ARE dead, do you mind?

m'niki: patron saint of AA, huh? hehehe.. well, no worries, GOD will be by in a short while, and a ceremony will be taking place soon..

Congrats to the new Saints.

Thank you, courtney. It is an honour to be associated with all of you.

*throws his congratulations as well*

People are just giving congadulationsh and nothing else.

*A dump truck drives up dumps all the brownes form the back and drives off againe*

The tanker full of the moast amasing liqid ever created should be along in a minet. It is great stuff no matter what you want it to be it all ways tastes of somthing conpleatly differant but highly alcohlic really good stuff.

*tanker drives up*

ahh here it is now. must be off to invent, steale and edit more songs for Zax enjoy.

Er,... hi!

Saint Peter said I was to come here to apply for sainthood ... what do I have to do? and where are the triplicate forms? I would like to become the patron saint of the Anime Challenged or of the Intricate Complexes. Afetr all you can't apply for the sainthood of impudence to GOD after he has been so nice...

(looks arround and realizes Zax is here. runs over and gives him a hug )

You're the one who sighed after me, aren't you? The only one ever to sigh after me ... you must be an ANGEL!

(faints in Zax's arms)

*stands holding the limp nim in his arms with a broad grin on face*

Tnx C

(nim opens one eye)

/to all the ladies present : /

(faints again)

*Waves a bowl of cream under the nose of the unconscious cat.* That always works for me.

hey nim *run over to get 2 glasses of alocohol* Hey Bob what is this stuff?
*brings a glass over to nim* I don't know about the cream but this always works for me.

(Gets one sniff of the alcohol and jumps back)

No thanks, I get high without such help.

(takes another look at zax, starts to faint again and lands with face into the bowl of cream)

That much for saintly dignity

(starts cleaning up her glasses)

Sorry about the cream. I think I need a glass of Bob's special drink. It smells heavenly.

Hey, this job sounds perfect for me-my RL friends already call me StPletch (long story, see my home page) and I'm Patron of Lost Causes...could I join the ranks as well?

We havent botherd deciding on a name yet so any sugestions are welcom. The other problem with giving it a name is everybody thinks it tasts of somthing differant so you never can tell when you are drinking it oh well we shall soon sort out all the bugs and then I will unvae the best drink in the wrld and start on my mega brone project.

i am not worthy of this position in sainthood! I resign as a guardian angel!

*Yanks halo from above his head and throws it to the grand. Then pulls out his wings with all the strength he has. They fall to the ground, feathers everywhere*

OW!
good bye