h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hehe... living up to your name!

congrats to the new recruits!

Alias, huh? Sounds like a name if you pronounce it funny. Thanks for the sainthood and stuff.
(I'll bet that's exactly what the catholic saints say when they find out, even thought they tend to be dead. God comes up and says "Hey! You're a saint!" and they go "Gee, thanks")
Anyways, yeah.
And stuff.

Alias, huh? Sounds like a name if you pronounce it funny. Thanks for the sainthood and stuff.
(I'll bet that's exactly what the catholic saints say when they find out, even thought they tend to be dead. God comes up and says "Hey! You're a saint!" and they go "Gee, thanks")
Anyways, yeah.
And stuff.

*alicat approaches tentatively, six-pack in hand. * I guess I should address You, Zax, in God A.'s absence. I would love to become a Patron Saint. If possible, I would like to be the patron saint of Peter Gabriel. He is a great humanitarian and one heck of an artist. If that's not possible, I love all animals.

BTW, I was honoured with Your visit. I know You're a very busy deity.

Humbly Yours,

Alicat*

Certainly !!!

Although, I'm afraid there is quite enough suffering in the world with any more references to Mr.Gabriel !!!

I mean, surely it's little wonder MY religion started to wane in the 70's when someone had the audacity to name their hoary old progressive rock back after one of MY tomes !!!

Oh...sorry. You should see how worked up I get when someone mentions Andrew Lloyd Webber's first theatrical hit...

How about the Patron Saint of Badgers !!!

- Simply, High Spirited.

oh darn... sorry i missed your post there, ali! still, GOD seems to be in rare SPIRITs tonight... maybe it's best HE have the pleasure...

I, on the other hand, am going to the egroups chat.. just to see who turns up!

and Patron Saint of Good Taste seems to be the one that suits YOU best, m'dear!

Zax*
*Making The Rounds

St.Peter - I'm sorry everyone, it was my fault...

I rankled him with urgent matters when HE got back, I should have known HE was in a hurry to get to the bar...

Infact HE does like 'Solsbury Hill' & 'Here comes the flood', although Noah tends to get a little shirty when HE puts THAT one on...

HE has even agreed with the Archangel's suggestion of the Patron Saint of Good Taste...

St.P.

LOL!

~and the people always say, "Whata GOD!~

good to see you, ol' man!


(goodnight!)

*rolls out sleeping bag, and beds down by a small, weakly spluttering camp-fire*

Have to stay on this thread... can't miss the sainting of one of my ~personal~ guardees, now can i?!


*mental note: buy a lint brush.*

Well if you're that keen, perhaps you might like to borrow this !!!

* A golden gleam lights up the immediate area... *

- Moving In Mysterious Ways.

shove up Zax.... He really knows how to set the atmosphere doesn't He...

I'm sure I'v posted this, but can't seem to find my own post, so here I go again:

I would like to join the ranks of all you celestial beings.

I can think of two possible titles:
1. Patron of Humongous mugs and all things containing caffeine.
2. Patron of multiple personalities.

ZOE ya round

Great !!!

I think the second one would be a relief to quite a few people, not to mention, quite a few Saints...!!!

A lovely ceremony will take place soon...

- Simply, High Spirited.

*At the dead of night, with the flickering of the flames from the fire lighting up the faces of forty saints, a certain muffled conversation can just be heard... *

Archangel Zax - Come on, you can do it...

Saint Fashion Cat - But He just gave me this sword, and its so heavy, and I'm convinced I'm gonna drop it...

Zax - Look at them.... Saint Sporkulious Eglon, toasting marshmallows, and Archangel Tweetie making sure everyone is warm enough with that rum she brought with her. They're gonna love it... Look at those two lovely ladies over there. Come on, give them their wings.

FC - Alright then, just promise you wont laugh when I drop this sword

*She stands and lifts the golden sword, and crosses the warm sand towards the two new recruits, so she is stood before them. *

Alicat, you shall now be known to all as Alicat, the Patron Saint of Good Taste. May you always tell others which robe to wear with which accessories!

*She lifts the sword hesitantly, then looks towards GOD to see if she's doing things properly. As the golden sword swishes through the air, a pair of wings with a slight golden motif, and golden halo appear*

*All the saints look on in awe as they marvel at the co-ordination of the new saints wings and halo. Whispers can be heard... * (saints...)

*She turns to ZOE, feeling slightly more confident.*

I now dub you ZOE, Patron Saint of Multiple Personalities. May you bring some long needed help to the world of h2g2.

*The sword passes ZOE, and a pair of wings, one white the other black appear, whilst the halo also seems to be half white and half black*

Welcome to the ranks you two, may you go forth and be the best you can be! *Looks towards the Archangels* Come on then, lets get a proper Mexican Wave going round the campfire...

Saint Jester can be heard trying to get everyone singing round the campfire, whilst a few of the other saints go over to congratulate Alicat and ZOE. Mutters about how to fly can be heard on the slight breeze....


*FC flutters haphazardly under the weight of the sword across to where GOD has been taking in the ceremony.*

I think this belongs to you...

Hallelujah !!!

* Says the old man in robes desperately trying to move his support pillow about... *

You must have done this kind of thing before !!!

Infact, due to your fine work helping out the Archangels, I hereby make you a Herald of Heaven...!!!

* HE produces a small evergreen holly crown to adorn the Angels head... *

Well, I can't stand around in the freezing cold all night...

- Simply, High Spirited.

*blushes*

Herald of Heaven huh? WOW!

Here you go, one blanket.... stay up a little longer with the rest of us....

* HE shakes his hipflask which appears to be about half-full... *

Alright then, just for 15 minutes mind...

*looks at time posted*

5 mins! *sits beside Him* thanks!!! well, at least the night turned out to be nice..

*sits down next to fc and god, watching the new saints as they are crowded by their new brethren*

nice ceremony.. or should i say ceremonies?

congratulations, ZOE and Alicat!

nice wreath there, fc..

*takes a deep slug from GOD's offered flask*

man! what's IN that?? i have to get Ras to give me his recipe!

so any idea who your girls are gonna set me up with, GOD?

Now I feel enlightened!
If only I can get these Bi-colored wings 'n halo to work propperly, I can go do some gaurding.

* Flutters of haphazzrdly *

ZOE ya round