h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Don't mention a Flock of Seagulls or my hair, what's left of it might go totally bizarre at the memory.

Lets not get silly... Too late.

You Should have said you were trying to gift wrap it for her.

good one

I thought so.

Stroking the goat, floggin' the dog, and in high school, Jimmy used to sing about "beating his meat on the toilet seat".

And oh yes there's "polishing wood."

Polishing wood? I have to point out now that this is getting absolutely ridiculous. Carry on.

Methinks this was one of the last posts before the new format and was replying to something a long way up the thread. I did notice this before it all changed.

Flocking seagulls. I wish they'd flock off. Ha ha.

Let's get the flock out of here!

'Stabbing the cat'

Called after the action of stabbing an imaginary cat sitting in your lap.

While incredibly clever, (i think) why a cat?

Probably a play on th word pussy.