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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Apr 3, 2000
Hang on, you seem to be asking yourself questions, CS.
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msmonsy Posted Apr 3, 2000
just as long as Cupid does not start answering them as well 
monsy 
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Apr 4, 2000
I wouldn't put it past him...
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Apr 5, 2000
Well, previous experience dictates that as far as Cupid Stunt is concerned, anything could happen.
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Berilia Posted Apr 13, 2000
Should that have been a statement or a question. It reads better as the later cause then I can respond.
Almost anything.
If it's a statement well I can't wait to see the result. 
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Cupid Stunt Posted Apr 16, 2000
I just found this somewhere on the web, hopes thuis helps with the list technicolor.
The Masturbata (sung to tune of the Macarena)
Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alona,
Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bona.
Go and grab a Penthouse its the one with Sharon Stona. Hey Masturbata!!
I go a little faster and its feeling kind of nicea,
Once ain't enough so I have to do it twicea.
If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advicea. Hey Masturbata!!
I use some baby oil or a little Vaselina,
Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet cleana.
Never shake my hand cause you don't know where its beena Hey Masturbata!!
I do it in the car when I'm driving down the streeta,
One hand on the wheel and the other's on my meata.
I can't get out the car cause I'm sticking to the seata. Hey Masturbata!
Since I was a kid I have been a Masturbata,
Choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomata.
I've looked at Ms. November now I'm gonna decorate her. Hey Masturbata!
Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bacona,
Pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I'm makinga.
Spank the frank, wax the carrot, god my hand is achinga. Hey Masturbata!
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Berilia Posted Apr 16, 2000
Good one CS. On the the original subject though. Everyone should masturbate with a condom at least until they are sure they can fit one properly with no leakages.
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Frankie Corridor Posted Apr 16, 2000
When people say "practising safe sex", they don't actually mean /practising/...
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Berilia Posted Apr 16, 2000
Yeah but don't you think it is worth doing at least once. How is someone going to be certain that it is attached correctly if they don't. I think this is an important part of practising safe sex.
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Frankie Corridor Posted Apr 16, 2000
okay, good point...
...
...damn...you can never find one when you need one, can you?
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Cupid Stunt Posted Apr 17, 2000
Practising. Hmm. Putting in a few hours practise never hurt anyone.
*Humms thoughtfully, then rewrites*
Practising. Hmm. Putting in a few days practise never hurt anyone.
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