h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Never mix Mithril and Adamantium. Combining two fictional metals from seperate "mythologies" can be hazardous to your health.

*Comes up from the storeroom. Hands a new bolt and a new wrench to Affy, both made from Adamantium.*

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*Finishes building the device, aims it at the black hole, and pushes the button. Affy scans all of the matter in the black hole, until he finds some atoms of the 9325th element, of which all h2g2 researchers are comprised. He reconstructs those*

Just be thankful that I discovered Researchium quite some time ago, Arl.

That was unpleasantly like being drunk.

"What's so bad about being drunk?"

*Runs off to the corner, and comes back with a snare drum, a cymbal, and two drum sticks*

*waits til affy is prepared*

Ask a glass of water.

Um, Affy, by the smell of it we're being invaded by Vogons!

I know just the thing.

*Runs out and comes back a little while later with a box of crackers.*

Dig in, everyone!

*holds nose, obliges*

*Performs a rimshot, stows the percussion equipment, and takes the crackers*

*Meanwhile, Chesworth has sent two compact TankBots (last seen in the "Mining Operations" adventure thread) to open one of the security doors in the shaft. They open, and the tank bots aim at the Lt., and quickly take a photo. Moments later, Affy's watch beeps, indicating a match with a known villain*

Oh, great. An underling of a STUMPED agent.

*Applies a clothespin to his nose, and partakes of some of the cheese*

This cheese really stinks.

Lt., would you *please* cease this foolishness, surrender, and submit to being escorted out of the Labs now? There's nothing of importance on that level at the moment, and all you're doing is providing well-needed target practice for my droids.

........right, now that I'm happy you may escort me out to Yo's vette.......

Great. Oh, and any and all damages caused by your presence here will be automatically deducted from your STUMPED account, so you really have nothing to worry about now.


*The ground dissappears beneath the Lt., and transforms into a cute. The chute is an extremely slick passageway that, as the Lt. will find out, leads to the garbage pile outside, where three tankbots are waiting to make sure that the Lt. goes to the Vette*

wWWWOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo.......

~camera changes to the exit of the chute~

..........ooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



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