A Conversation for Counselling
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Apr 25, 2000
Wow, Haze... you DO need counselling... 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Apr 27, 2000
You... just tell yourself that!!!!
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Haze: Plan C seems to be working Posted Apr 27, 2000
Er, as I recall, I designated four possible reasons I could have to require counselling, before being STALKED by SOMEONE?!? 
And then came the drugs and alcohol and things went a little awry.
::thinks to himself, 'hey, I've heard that tune before'::
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KimotoCat Posted Apr 30, 2000
SOME of us are not taking their medication!
Anyway, CHESS is a musical worth it all. I bought it (the CD), listened once and was hooked for life. The first eved CD owned by me! If CD's can be warn, this one is!
Do carry on my dear.
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Haze: Plan C seems to be working Posted Apr 30, 2000
Lets go to childish fantasies. Star wars hurts.
If a bunch of drunk guys get out pool cues and the Phantom Menace CD after close of a pub at 7AM, they are going to regret it. I think I have a broken finger and my boss has a fat lip. Another guy walks in tonight, who was drunker than us, asking me if I know why he has bruises all over.
Big mistake...
Fun, but
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Haze: Plan C seems to be working Posted Apr 30, 2000
Lets go to childish fantasies. Star wars hurts.
If a bunch of drunk guys get out pool cues and the Phantom Menace CD after close of a pub at 7AM, they are going to regret it. I think I have a broken finger and my boss has a fat lip. Another guy walks in tonight, who was drunker than us, asking me if I know why he has bruises all over.
Big mistake...
Fun, but
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KimotoCat Posted Apr 30, 2000
Dont ever submit twice, you moron!
Hey, if YOU'RE the moron, then I must be the counsellor!
Now, where does that leave us?
*Shudders*
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KimotoCat Posted Apr 30, 2000
Dont ever submit twice, you moron!
Hey, if YOU'RE the moron, then I must be the counsellor!
Now, where does that leave us?
*Shudders*
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Haze: Plan C seems to be working Posted May 1, 2000
Then I must be the counsellor, counsellor. Or not. Posts have been submitted twice, twice. Or are we moron counsellors, counsellor moron?
There is a punctuation exercise:
That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is.
It can make sense. The fun part is putting it in someone's head and for the next day or so, people ask why they're looking so thoughtful.
"Punctuation", is usually not a socailly acceptable reason. Which is as it should be.
I think YOU should stay the counsellor.
I'LL stay the moron.
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FiveLongYears Posted May 2, 2000
i like being the moron... no responsibilities... =-) by the way haze.. words to the songs.. www.thewizardofoz.com
greggers
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted May 3, 2000
That that is, is, that that is, is not... I can't copy and paste your puntcuation challenge, because GREGGERS intruded!!! INTERNET POLICE!!!
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Haze: Plan C seems to be working Posted May 5, 2000
WooWooWooo...
Pull over there son.
It looks like you know it anyway. Dammit! 
Anyhoo, I'm trying to forget stuff at the moment, not learn new stuff. Kind of like spring cleaning my head. OUT goes all the rubbish, to make way for...
erm.
new rubbish.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted May 6, 2000
YEAH!!! Well, I am an English Major.... so... I am going to figure out punctuation, I should hope!!!
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Haze: Plan C seems to be working Posted May 7, 2000
You're an english Major?! Do you have a waxed moustache, a peaked cap, jodpurs and a riding crop? Do you say 'eh, wot!' and 'yes, SAH!' and do a lot of snappy salutes? Am I taking this joke too far? Is pepperoni the best pizza? Is there anything on TV tonight? Is my brain doing any of the stuff it's supposed to do properly? What Denmark? Ojhyb?
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Haze: Plan C seems to be working Posted May 7, 2000
Apparently. No. No. Probably. I think so. Yes. The only one. Trdvsa!
That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? It is.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted May 7, 2000
Goodness...
Pepperoni is a gooood pizza, but not the best!!! The best is the kind you make yourself-- just like my Granddad used to say about music... "The best music is the music that you make yourself"
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Haze: Plan C seems to be working Posted May 8, 2000
No no! Tuna is for MY tuna, bacon & tomato relish nachos with cajun spices! I make it myself & I'm damn sure that nobody else will eat it. If they do, I'll whack on some anchovies.
Or something.
Is cooking therapy?
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- 101: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Apr 25, 2000)
- 102: Haze: Plan C seems to be working (Apr 26, 2000)
- 103: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Apr 27, 2000)
- 104: Haze: Plan C seems to be working (Apr 27, 2000)
- 105: KimotoCat (Apr 30, 2000)
- 106: Haze: Plan C seems to be working (Apr 30, 2000)
- 107: Haze: Plan C seems to be working (Apr 30, 2000)
- 108: KimotoCat (Apr 30, 2000)
- 109: KimotoCat (Apr 30, 2000)
- 110: Haze: Plan C seems to be working (May 1, 2000)
- 111: FiveLongYears (May 2, 2000)
- 112: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (May 3, 2000)
- 113: Haze: Plan C seems to be working (May 5, 2000)
- 114: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (May 6, 2000)
- 115: Haze: Plan C seems to be working (May 7, 2000)
- 116: KimotoCat (May 7, 2000)
- 117: Haze: Plan C seems to be working (May 7, 2000)
- 118: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (May 7, 2000)
- 119: KimotoCat (May 7, 2000)
- 120: Haze: Plan C seems to be working (May 8, 2000)
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