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Haze: Plan C seems to be working Posted May 21, 2000
Hey! Not just _a_ bar. THE funkiest, most laid-back, easy-goingest, hardcorest beautiful pub in the southern hemisphere.
I shout lots of drinks too. I only took $1600 worth on Saturday, but I gave $100 worth of that away. And that's just the stuff I recorded.
Tell them that you have a membership and drinkcards already.
But they won't help you. If you ever show up I'll make you work behind the bar 
Or at reception, playing door-bitch. "I'm sorry, but our clientele would be offended by your current attire".
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted May 22, 2000
May the Good Lord shine a light on you!!!
Make every song you sing your favorite tune!!!
I want to work behind your counters... so I can learn your secrets and behold the seductive capabilities of Tabasco sauce...
Guess who I almost literally RAN INTO when I was comiing into work today!?? Ryan, the adorable former co-worker with the two year girlfriend. Still absolutely gorgeous. Still wants me to call.
Blah!!!
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Haze: Plan C seems to be working Posted May 22, 2000
Blah nothing! Call!
She's not a friend of yours. Gorgeous goes a long way.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted May 22, 2000
You're right, God Damn you!!!
Think how my writing career and music composition material could expand if only I take a chance and experience being the OTHER WOMAN!?? Woohoo!! Wait!?? What am I saying!?? Oh, screw it!!! I'm young, unmarried... so so... so... yeah... who cares!??
Gorgeous goes a long way, and so do other things...
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Haze: Plan C seems to be working Posted May 24, 2000
Don't knock being on the dark side till you try it. I've probably switched back to good for a while, but bad was FUN! I was the other guy for a while and didn't mind until there was another other guy. Meh, It makes no difference after a while.
But gorgeous goes the furthest.
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KimotoCat Posted May 29, 2000
I am happy to see that you have found each other in my counselling chambers. Nice to see that none of you have any REAL problems now.
Have a nice life and buy me a drink some day.
Your Danish friend and counsellor with the bad Internetconnection that leads to weeks of none-connectedness to the world -
KimotoCat
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Haze: Plan C seems to be working Posted Jun 1, 2000
Sure I'll buy you a drink
But if you're not there within thirty seconds:
I'm gonna drink it
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KimotoCat Posted Jun 2, 2000
DANG!
I didn't see that one within the time-limit. Dang! I guess that means I'll not get any of it. (Peeks nervously at Haze.) Nope, there's not a drop left. Figures...
*Sighs heavily.*
Nobody ever bothers about bothering or even nastying the counsellor... *Sobs slightly but then bravely fights it down and seemingly cheers up.*
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Captain John Carter Posted Jun 2, 2000
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!
- help me somebody!
pleeeeeeaaaaaaaaaase.
Consider:
That that is is not that that is not is is that not it is it not.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jun 2, 2000
GOODY!!! I help!!!
That that is, is not; that that is not, is--is that not it, is it not?
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Captain John Carter Posted Jun 2, 2000
I think.
Therefore I am? Or is it Therefore I think am I thinking and I am?
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Haze: Plan C seems to be working Posted Jun 2, 2000
I think I'm thinking I am, therefore I may be thinking that that is, is, and that that is not, is not. Is that it? it is!
Meh
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jun 3, 2000
No, it IS!!!
Never question Haze...
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Haze: Plan C seems to be working Posted Jun 3, 2000
Yeah! Only I may question me!
And I do it enough for everyone...
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jun 4, 2000
Sure....
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- 141: Haze: Plan C seems to be working (May 21, 2000)
- 142: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (May 22, 2000)
- 143: Haze: Plan C seems to be working (May 22, 2000)
- 144: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (May 22, 2000)
- 145: Haze: Plan C seems to be working (May 24, 2000)
- 146: KimotoCat (May 29, 2000)
- 147: Haze: Plan C seems to be working (Jun 1, 2000)
- 148: KimotoCat (Jun 2, 2000)
- 149: Captain John Carter (Jun 2, 2000)
- 150: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jun 2, 2000)
- 151: Captain John Carter (Jun 2, 2000)
- 152: Captain John Carter (Jun 2, 2000)
- 153: KimotoCat (Jun 2, 2000)
- 154: Haze: Plan C seems to be working (Jun 2, 2000)
- 155: Captain John Carter (Jun 3, 2000)
- 156: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jun 3, 2000)
- 157: KimotoCat (Jun 3, 2000)
- 158: Haze: Plan C seems to be working (Jun 3, 2000)
- 159: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jun 4, 2000)
- 160: KimotoCat (Jun 5, 2000)
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