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KimotoCat Posted Mar 16, 2000
Well, one of the most important things about group-therapy, is that the participants are calm and relaxed. Hey, I know a very good relaxant-agent!
*Flicks out seven bottles of various fluids having an alcohol percentage of 30% or more in common. Then scrambles out a couple of dozens of cans with beer or non-alcoholic mixer.*
Sit down somewhere, grab a something and keep talking.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Mar 16, 2000
I am too young for alcohol.
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KimotoCat Posted Mar 17, 2000
Hey, whatever. Alcohol, drugs, mushrooms... Doctors orders that you relax!
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Mar 18, 2000
I think I should leave.
And then report you, missy!!!
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Haze: Plan C seems to be working Posted Mar 18, 2000
I'm staying. If this is therapy, I don't know why I never got involved ages ago.
::Takes a big slurp from the nearest bottle::
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Mar 18, 2000
Fine. Bye bye.
:;walks out the door::
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Haze: Plan C seems to be working Posted Mar 19, 2000
She'll be back.
I've got her car keys.
They're here.
In her bag.
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KimotoCat Posted Mar 19, 2000
Good.
This is rapidly becoming interesting and we all need to be present - if only physically - in order to make real progress!
Tell me about whatever you'd like.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Mar 21, 2000
::rushes back in the door::
I forgot my bag and my car keys... which is funny, because I don't drive!!!
::nervous laughter::
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Haze: Plan C seems to be working Posted Mar 23, 2000
See, doc. She obviously has a problem. I think you do too.
::Points accusing finger::
Why are you hiding her bag and car keys?
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Mar 23, 2000
Hazey-poo has plenty of aggression, believe you me!!!
Now... my car keys, please!??
::cheeky grin::
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KimotoCat Posted Mar 23, 2000
Noooooo... You not GET keys before you expressed emotions, regressed animations and supressed dislike to paying counsellors.
Sit down, make yourself comfortable and get your mouth in gear!
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Mar 25, 2000
::sits down::
Fine. I hate being overlooked. I hate PRETENDING I am part of a couple when in actuality, it's quite one-sided. I hate my habit of behaving faithful and loyal and basically girlfriend-like when I am not being treated like a girlfriend....
He's gone now though.
No more.
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Haze: Plan C seems to be working Posted Mar 26, 2000
I hear she broke an oboe over his head.
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Mar 26, 2000
NO I didn't!! Shoulda smacked him with one of my guitars and strangled him with the strings...!!! 
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KimotoCat Posted Mar 26, 2000
Have you considered a less violent and yet quite efficient way to embed musical instruments into expressing negative emotions?
Shove the little pissants head into a tuba and blow the horn!
Works miracles, I've seen it cure autistic patients. Causing shell-shiock, be that as it may, but they seized being authistic.
Then again, you could also try poetry...
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Mar 26, 2000
::sniffles:: I don't know what to say.... I think I am frightened...
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- 41: KimotoCat (Mar 16, 2000)
- 42: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Mar 16, 2000)
- 43: KimotoCat (Mar 17, 2000)
- 44: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Mar 18, 2000)
- 45: Haze: Plan C seems to be working (Mar 18, 2000)
- 46: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Mar 18, 2000)
- 47: Haze: Plan C seems to be working (Mar 19, 2000)
- 48: KimotoCat (Mar 19, 2000)
- 49: KimotoCat (Mar 21, 2000)
- 50: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Mar 21, 2000)
- 51: Haze: Plan C seems to be working (Mar 23, 2000)
- 52: KimotoCat (Mar 23, 2000)
- 53: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Mar 23, 2000)
- 54: KimotoCat (Mar 23, 2000)
- 55: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Mar 25, 2000)
- 56: KimotoCat (Mar 25, 2000)
- 57: Haze: Plan C seems to be working (Mar 26, 2000)
- 58: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Mar 26, 2000)
- 59: KimotoCat (Mar 26, 2000)
- 60: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Mar 26, 2000)
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