A Conversation for Counselling

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Post 61

Haze: Plan C seems to be working

Don't be frightened. I'm sure there's drugs that can help you get around that.

Are you supposed to recite poetry into the tuba?


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Post 62

KimotoCat

I will not deign to answer that!

Nobody has to be scared... try 50 cc fontex!


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Post 63

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

I'm NOT scared.... I just THOUGHT that I was... kinda like how I wasn't with the right guy, I just THOUGHT I was...

Herrmmmm....


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Post 64

Haze: Plan C seems to be working

You think too much.

LOBOTOMY TIIIIME!!!!! Nah, that's going a bit too far Haze...

I like the sound of this Fontex stuff. Is there something that will MAKE you scared? I'd like to try them both together and see what happens...


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Post 65

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

::Shakes her head::


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Post 66

KimotoCat

::Nods her head::

Hey, just trying to strike a disagreement here!


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Post 67

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

I NEVER disagree with Haze!!! He's PERFECT!!!

...except for his QUEStionable morals... and behavior..

He'll outgrow that in a year or two, though...


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Post 68

KimotoCat

HEY! Stop making diagnosis, that's MY job!

I think he'll outgrow that in a year or two, it's just a phase...

Do carry on!


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Post 69

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

YAY!!! And then in a year or two, I'll be perfect, too!! And we'll get married and live together in a cute house with a green lawn and a white picket fence and two cats and six children!!!

(yep... the drugs have kicked in) smiley - smiley


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Post 70

KimotoCat

Yup!

Some people claim that true happiness is in religious beliefs, great ideals or even love.

I say it comes in handy white pills.

Do carry on.


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Post 71

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

UHhhmmmmmmmmmm.....


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Post 72

KimotoCat

Do carry on...


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Post 73

FiveLongYears

I have a problem.... my problem is that i have no problems.. i'm as happy as i can be. and i never complain. is this wrong? is something wrong with me?
greggers


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Post 74

KimotoCat

Dear FiveLongYears.

You obviously suffer from a very serious problem here! Please create your own personal forum string under a headline something like 'Massive Problems'; I'll get back to you there.

Don't worry, by combined effort, we'll have you worried in no time at all!

Your personal (and almost discrete) counsel

-KimotoCat

(Who obviously also has problems!)


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Post 75

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

YEAH!!! hahahahhaa!!! take THAT!!! This is OUR THREEWAY, buddy!!!

....why doesn't that sound right!??? smiley - smiley


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Post 76

KimotoCat

Because you're nuts, that's why. Sorry to put it as bluntly, but then I figured that you already knew...

Do carry on...


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Post 77

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

Where was I!??


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Post 78

Haze: Plan C seems to be working

Married?! In two years?!

I've got some serious sleeping around to do then. Gotta get it all done in two years.

It is my mission.

I choose to accept it...


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Post 79

Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde

No no no... now, it's supposed to be "My mission, SHOULD I choose to accept it", you silly!!! smiley - smiley


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Post 80

Haze: Plan C seems to be working

But I've already accepted it...


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