h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

All right... that's groovy....

But what if your plans go awry!??

What if I'm not marriageable!??

Eh eh eh!??

My plans ALWAYS go awry.

If YOU'RE not marriageable? You were the one that told me I've only got a couple of years left before I have to marry you!

But,

I know,

YOU'RE the woman

I'M the man

THEREFORE


I'm wrong.

I hate that rule. thing is, you know a woman hit us with that rule. like other rules. like when you walk arm n arm, next to a road, the man walks next to the road. so if the car, (or carrage when this started) were to go crazy, it wipes out the male. makes me feel like i'm a cow in a slaughter house.. the dread of walking in the position so i will die first. =-/
greggers

It is not easy to be male in a female dominated society!

I should know; I'm female!

Do carry on...

Yeah it is! As long as you keep letting the females think that they're smarter than you.

And only ever do something clever 'by accident'.

Ha... it's all suddenly amuzing, isn't it!??

Yup!

Definitely!

Spook...

Do carry on...

Women are not to smart... Lets think.. Men.. IF you lived in a world that wanted to you to sit at home, cook a meal or 2, and have your lover go out into the world, and make the money, while you snacked on bon bons, and watched TV.... would you ask to change the society? I did not think so. But... women did this.. ON PURPOSE!!please explain that.

greggers

Bon Bon get old.... And so does staying at home... a feeling of nothing having been accomplished sets in...

You can compare the rise of feministic ideals to Siddhartha when he left the luxury of his princehood...

sometimes there is too much comfort!!!

And what's wrong with stepping out and making your own imprint!?? Even while making meager wages, women in the later 1800's gave their earnings to their brothers so that THEY could attend college!!!

It's been a gradual progression. Finally it came down to this: "Enough pleasing those bastards!!"

Not all of them are bastards, though.... just as not all of us women are stupid because we want our own voices and sucess stories...

Please, please. Let's refer to the genders by their correct names:

Blokes
and
Chicks.

Macs n Chickaroonies

Dudes and Babes!!!

Straight talking, sane, honest folk

and

the penisless

Ouch....

Guys and Dolls!!!

What a GREAT musical!!!

I've never seen it. I've been to see a few musicals, but didn't get why the big whoop. I'm sure it's a fallacy of mine not to be able to enjoy something as much as everyone else though. Oh well.

Be nice... we like musicals...

Alright
then
let's
SING!

I could while away the hours,
Conferrin' with the flowers,
Consultin' with the rain.
I'd be kind and soft and gentle,
And awful sentimental...

Regarding love and Art!!!
I'd unravel every riddle!!!
For every individdle
uhh....

I'm stuck. I only know the first verse. Perhaps if I had one I'd know the rest...

Day off today!!! Easter was just too damn busy. Everyone else with a normal 9-5 has had Fri, Sat, Sun, Mon, Tue off and judging from our weekend, they spent it getting slaughtered.

But I still found time to do it myself. I got booted out of a club at 9AM by a FRIEND of mine that does security there. I wasn't happy at the time but I'm glad I did get the boot. The other guys got home at 12PM and not at all.