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And over spiced it by habit,

(sqrt (1743 + 21)= 42)

WHO THEN CAUGHT THE FLU

(NEWCOMER - MR. BEEBLEBROX)

(Why is the square root of 1743+21 important? Wouldn't 1764 be more important?)

WHO SUBSEQUENTLY CAUGHT THE FLU
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NEWCOMER - MR. BEEBLEBROX

Hey newcommer! Stay in step!

Alice jumped down a hole in the ground,
Where too many syllables were found.
She murdered a rabit,
Which she overspiced, by habit,
And was bothered not by the sound.

HELLLLLLOW!!HELLLLLLOW!!HELLLLLLOW!!

Alice, of Wonderland fame...

(WELCOME SHOUTY ONE )

(Erm, isnt 1743 + 21 = to 1764? If it isnt, I am going to look very silly all over the place . (1 x 74)-(32 x 1) = 42. Its a fortytwoism of my researcher number: Feel the myth at http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A530560)

Then cooked it until it was browned

(I think he's doing his 42ism George - See Argon0's page http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/U77080)

(Welcome to h2g2 mister Beeblebrox - you'll probably find you get a better response from people around if you take the caps lock off on your keyboard - posting in capitals all the time is considered the equivalent of shouting in web forums )

Great minds think alike eh Orcus ?


Back to limericks people :
Alice, of Wonderland fame...
Wanted to change her last name,

Okay, now back to limericks.

Alice jumped down a hole in the ground,
Where too many syllables were found.
She murdered a rabit,
Which she overspiced, by habit,
And cooked it until it was browned.



Alice, of Wonderland fame...

Whoops, simulpost.

Alice, of Wonderland fame...
Wanted to change her last name,
It used to be Diddle


(True! The Alice Louis Carrol based the book on was his Neice Alice Pleasance Diddle)

But that sounds like piddle,

(cool, was wondering if anyone could remember what it was, been bothering me for some time )

But her new one sounds more like 'champagne'.



A man named Louis Theroux

Created a televisual to-do:

#1) Find some Yanks;

Who are weirder than Yooden Vranx, (that correct spelling?)

Then illustrate them anew.




Where have all the lymerists gone?

They went in hiding till the break of dawn

When Dawn she broke down,

She fell onto a crown

So now shes queen of the lawn.


As bungling bungee jumps bounce high,