h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

On beer and pork pies

and one thousand Flies

And anyone coming from Neath.

Cool, right back in the saddle

Through my window I can see some green trees,

And a pair of Purple KNees!

(Yay - post 42^2)

They are both swaying,

Woo Hoo!!! 's and 's all round

to Allah they're praying

Being England though it'll soon freeze.

Onwards and upwards

The saw is a useful tool,

that shouldn't be used to make fool

-ish things out of wood,

or desserts that taste good

but it's ideal for lowering your stool

....

Seventy four thousand and eighty eight

<I went to lunch & missed 1764 - never mind, have a >

Fans stood at Elvis' gate,

we're forty two cubed

and overly lubed

And in for quite a long wait.
...
The greatest feature of beer

is its colour, its taste and the sheer

Pleasure as you quaff,

Pnts of cool Duff

< Pints, I mean>

then slap your boss and end your carreer

(yeah, first time here and I think I've got the hang of it. i take it I've to start one now..)

"I woke with a very sore head..."