h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

She got really quite drunk

...and grabbed a student punk...

(hehe ME)

Caerphilly

Who's actions were selfish & callous


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Young Sue was a nice little lass

Cheers Rama - let me get you an

Cheers Ugi, I needed that. Fancy a ?

Who had a lot of gas too pass

She'd squeeze and she'd strain,

so holding her nose

I could certainly use a - It's been a long day and I was ing when I came in.

but the gas would remain

And Sue would blow up like a Bass.

And no I don't know how a Bass would blow up but it rhymed, okay?

Whilst watching the cricket one day,

Good night all, be back on friday

Night Rama

I saw a ball flying my way

I saw the quiet monster of may

The may quiet monster was created in the questions only forum. The may quiet monster is only quiet during the month of may when it goes into hibernation. I refer to it as an it because it is both a he and a she and breeds by having intercourse with itself

I leapt through the air,

Because it gave me a scare

with such courage and flare

Preako - Your monster is "hermaphrodite" but not much rhymes with it!

and dropped all the s on my tray !!
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The was a young girl from Canton