h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i APOLOGISE!! Must be the excitement of being back! I'll let you carry on!

Forget those past dates, (4)

Welcome back Marnoult!

I'm not where we may have left off (we?!), but...

There once was a hipster from Kent

Who's youth and good looks were all spent (2)

His bong was in tatters (3)

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There once was a hipster from Kent (1)
Whose youth and good looks were all spent (2)
His bong was in tatters (3)
Not that that really matters (4)

There once was a hipster from Kent (1)
Whose youth and good looks were all spent (2)
His bong was in tatters (3)
Not that that really matters (4)
He'd given up smoking for Lent (5)


There was a Gnu, name of Hugh (1)

There was a Gnu, name of Hugh (1)
Who knew the new moon would be blue (2)

There was a Gnu, name of Hugh (1)
Who knew the new moon would be blue (2)
Just Gnu's (in the know) (3)

Knew the moon was entirely snow (4)

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That's how Hugh, the gnu, knew, new moon's blue

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There was a gnu, name of Hugh (1)
Who knew the new moon would be blue (2)
Just gnu's (in the know) (3)
Knew the moon's made of snow (4)
That's how Hugh, the gnu, knew, new moon's blue (5)



Meanwhile a grey elf sat on Mars (1)

Meanwhile a grey elf sat on Mars (1)
Sorting out his loose change into jars. (2)

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He said with a sigh (3)

With this what can I buy? (4)

I know, a couple of Bars...

I once knew a boy called Kate

1) I once knew a boy called Kate
2) Whose long hair was always a state

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It floated about (3)

1) I once knew a boy called Kate
2) Whose long hair was always a state
3) It floated about
4) So she pulled it all out

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