h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And now his head is a blank slate.

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Kate's scalp was really red raw

1) Kate's scalp was really red raw
2) With blood running down to her jaw

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1) Kate's scalp was really red raw
2) With blood running down to her jaw
3) She continues to scratch

Away at her thatch

Saying "ain't playing Rugby no more".



Kate wouldn't take part in the scrum (1)

Kate wouldn't take part in the scrum (1)
As she thought all the players were scum (2)

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thought his cough was a symptom of flu

Hello Narla C, welcome to the game!

You seem to have replied to post 20, rather than post 13,506. The current limerick is:
Kate wouldn't take part in the scrum (1)
As she thought all the players were scum (2)

While you seem to have answered a much earlier limerick.
There was a young man from Peru (1)
Thought his cough was a symptom of flu (2)

(I suggest that in this instance we continue both limericks for now, and then go back to normal when we get to the 5th posts)

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Kate wouldn't take part in the scrum (1)
As she thought all the players were scum (2)
Playing with a ball that was odd (3)

While you seem to have answered a much earlier limerick.
There was a young man from Peru (1)
Thought his cough was a symptom of flu (2)
So he went to his Doctor (3)

Kate wouldn't take part in the scrum (1)
As she thought all the players were scum (2)
Playing with a ball that was odd (3)
Made her go off on her tod (4)

There was a young man from Peru (1)
Thought his cough was a symptom of flu (2)
So he went to his Doctor (3)
Travelling by helicopter (4)

(Back to 1 limerick after next post)

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Kate wouldn't take part in the scrum (1)
As she thought all the players were scum (2)
Playing with a ball that was odd (3)
Made her go off on her tod (4)
And moan about Men to her Mum

There was a young man from Peru (1)
Thought his cough was a symptom of flu (2)
So he went to his Doctor (3)
Travelling by helicopter (4)
Who expertly played a kazoo

(Back to 1 limerick after next post)

Revolution as a show is quite daft

Revolution as a show is quite daft (1)
I'd rather be trapped in a mine shaft (2)

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Sniffing my big toes

Revolution as a show is quite daft (1)
I'd rather be trapped in a mine shaft (2)
Sniffing my big toes (3)
While enjoying a doze (4)

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and playing a game of minecraft..

Elephants Noses are quite long

Elephants Noses are quite long (1)
Their tissues are both soft and strong (2)

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Elephants Noses are quite long (1)
Their tissues are both soft and strong (2)
As they wander around(3)

Elephants Noses are quite long (1)
Their tissues are both soft and strong (2)
As they wander around(3)
A sneeze shakes the ground (4)

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Elephants Noses are quite long (1)
Their tissues are both soft and strong (2)
As they wander around(3)
A sneeze shakes the ground (4)
And they sing their favourite song(5)

I once knew a man called Tom Bombadill(1)

Whose hobby was searching for roadkill