h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

His hunger increased, (3)

He was like a wild beast(4)

He was ready to devour a pork roast! (5)

High summer's here, Gawd it's hot! (1)

Cool as a cucumber, I am NOT (2)

But glowering skies, (3)

are a sight for sore eyes(4)

I'll find me a nice cool spot. (5)


I'm starting a break today, (1)

I'm leaving right now, right away!(2)

Alas and alack(3)
I've just got back(4)

Sorry Marnoult, France non, Bruxelles oui!

Such a pity I couldn't stay! (5)

**hope the Belgian weather was better than the French? Anyway, you had the chocolates to cheer you up!**


When Sally was just a wee tot, (1)

resisting the snot very nice rhyme

And just grown out of her cot(2)


Weather was OK warm and dry occasionally sunny - good break - details in journal. Chocs passed us by, but not the beer or Ctron Glace. GA

she left, in the rain (3)
Was not seen again (4)

I hope she's using her pot.(5)


Sally's a big grown girl now (1)

Grumps; you had me LOL!


The "pot" she now smokes, and HOW!(2)

Morning. Glad you liked that one.

I have a hunch(3)
She's out to lunch(4)

She's a junkie, stupid cow!!(5)



She really should go into rehab.(1)

Best to call a taxi cab(2)

and when she gets out(3)
she'll be able to shout: (4)

My therapy is a good conflab. (5)

Teabag or loose, which is best? (1)

I've tried them both,did the test,(2)