h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Some jelly vampire fangs he bought, (3)

Stole some dabs, but got caught (4)

Without sugar our vampire gets weak. (5)


Tomato ketchup's a different thing, (1)

Fullsome flavour to a meal it does bring, [2]

Back in the limerick thread after 38 month break

But for a vampire - no good(3)

Hi Vogon - all set up for you.

It does need its blood, (4)

A pain in the neck, old thing(5)


Any one there he shouted aloud(1)

Don't mind who. I ain't really proud, (2)

Hi Lapis, hope you are well.

Its gone quite quiet (3)

Yes, I'm asking, "Why's it?"(4)

I'm fine thanks G.A. Hope all's well with you too.

Perhaps we don't go with the crowd.(5)

I am fine also. You go first on this one cos as it seems to be just thee and me we need to alternate the first line.

There once was a baker called Sam, (1)


Any inkling of the whereabouts of Marnoult G.A.?

Who was riding home on a tram(2)

Marnoult - nothing for some time, probably just rather busy with summer hols visits etc.

Clutching three loaves, (3)

And a Ham(4)

I have left a message with marnoult.

He thought I'm so glad it's not spam. (5)


One of our team is not here, (1)

My brain seems to have slipped out of limerick mode.

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Have they slipped out for a beer? (2)

NO, I'm here, my old mates (3)

There's noy wvwn a note (3)

oops - fingers all caught up

Let's try that again

There's not even a note (3)