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New game anyone?

Post 13401

GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations }

Whoops! simultaneous post.


Go with Feistor.


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Post 13402

marnoult

she had a cute nipper, in the month of May (2)smiley - kiss


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Post 13403

simplymostlyharmless

But the potter said "sorry" and just couldn't stay.(2)
am i doing any better? smhsmiley - blush


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Post 13404

U695218

He loved Harry Potter, (3)smiley - laugh(clay? Potter?)


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Post 13405

simplymostlyharmless

And he got a job at the horse track, as a spotter, for a trotter
sorry my (2) should have been a (3)
Harry Potter, thats streching it lazsmiley - smiley


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Post 13406

marnoult

**Listen up, y'all; Let's take it from the top & try to get a limerick of sorts, that goes like this: (sorry if I shorten certain linessmiley - ok)

Nine months later, as is the way (1)
She had a cute nipper, in the month of May(2)
He loved Harry Potter (3)
Got a job as a spotter (4)
And for this stupid rhyme, let's call it a day!(5)
Phew! Exhausting!smiley - steam

The pretty young thing from Devizes (1) (Off you go!)


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Post 13407

GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations }

Had feet of two different sizes(2)

Those who remember the original can mentally subs-tit-ute 'feet'.smiley - blushsmiley - winkeyesmiley - biggrin


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Post 13408

marnoult

When buying her shoes(3)smiley - headhurts
It was difficult to choose(4)smiley - huh


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Post 13409

simplymostlyharmless

So she bougjt two pairs
she had nothing to lose.(5)smiley - laugh


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Post 13410

U695218

Remember Simply, line 5's supposed to rhyme with lines 1 & 2smiley - biggrin


Instead she bought some red boots, (1)


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Post 13411

GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations }

And a couple of trouser pink suits(2)


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Post 13412

marnoult

And although she loved red(3)
she wouldn't be seen dead(4)


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Post 13413

U695218

But with blue she was in cahoots! (5)



Tomato ketchup or brown sauce? (1)


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Post 13414

GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations }

Is not something you'd put on a horse(2)


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Post 13415

U695218

Unless in a sausage, (3)


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Post 13416

marnoult

smiley - wahsmiley - wahsmiley - wah "sausage"smiley - huh


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Post 13417

Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912)

In case it gets sauce-rage

*smiley - erm, well someone had to try!*


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Post 13418

GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations }

I think that will do nicely. GA

This is one we had to force.(5)




Neddy was just at the finishing post(1)


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Post 13419

marnoult

When he got a strong whiff of burnt toast(2)


**don't ask, Grumps! It's the genius streak again!**


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Post 13420

GrumpyAlembic {Keeper of 143, comfort zones and vacillations }

A genius streak - is this a regular event, can anyone join in?smiley - runsmiley - magic


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