h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

While he f**ts through his gills, just for kicks!(5)




The sailor had gone out to sea (1)

Nice line (5) made me

And thought its nice to be free(2)

The briny and fresh air, (3)

Gave curls to his hair (4)
But it sure made him want to go pee (5)




She was only a lumberjack's girl, (1)

Yes, where did that come from?

And it put er head in a twirl(2)

Sorry about post 13364, what's left of the brain is a bit frayed at the edges.

She was left in the lurch(3)
By a big silver birch(4)

"What's left of the brain is a bit frayed at the edges"............???




*What about what's right of the brain???? Coming undone, too?**

But she's now got a date with a squirrel(5)


Really she wanted a Mountie(1)

Off to eat - back in a mo or so.

But there were none to be found in the county(2)


Bon appetit, lapis

Bon appetit, Grumpy, too!!!!!!!


**As brains go, mine just might be getting a bit the worse for wear**

You have to or you'd - nice to know we are not alone .

She got on her horse, (3)


What are all these bits of frayed brain doing on the carpet?

whos very best friend was his shoe

Name of Trigger, of course (4)



**Hello, Simply...., you'll have to scroll back a bit to see what we do with a limerick!! Welcome, anyway! xx**

In the end she made do with a 'Bounty'(5)

Bounty = chocolate covered, sweet coconut filled confection from the UK

Hi Marnoult - It is well and truly p'ing down here and chilly, got a jumper on.

Hello simply, you'll get the hang of it don't worry.

As I finished the last limmerick I start the next first line.


We'd just sat down to lunch(1)

It'd be great. I had a hunch, (2)

'cos my favourite dish(3)
chipped potatoes and fish(4)





**same weather here, where we say it's "raining like a peeing cow" How very pictural our Gallic neighbours!**

And red grapes all in a bunch. (5)

Hot and dusty here!


At the flix I saw a great film, (1)

***Go on, then, "film"??? betcha!***