h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

But her favourite by far(3)

Was in a little green jar, (4)

Marnoult hope everything's OK

And to get some,the neighbours would queue(5)



***Hiya, Lapis,I'm fine, how ya doin'?***


My friend was a rock star, you know! (1)

Who loved to go out in the snow(2)

His band were the 'Blizzards".(3)

and he played with a lizzard 4

Boy thats a guitar that can go(5)

They left on a whistle stop tour(1)

Expecting to hear the crowds roar(2)

But at one gig in Kent, (3)

they when round the bend 4

They spied filmstar Shashi Kapoor.(5)


It all began three weeks ago, (1)

She inherited a huge pile of dough (2) (£££££ & $$$$)

Not bread for your tea(3)
But money, Yippeee(4)

Hi guys - cool and slightly drippy this am Dorset UK

Won on the lottery don't you know! (5)


If I won the pools next week, (1)

With paddles, I'd go up the creek! (2)

All this with a friend(3)

We'd go right round the bend(4)

And our oars would be made out of teak! (5)


My goldfish can do lots of tricks, (1)

With his fins, his nose he picks(2)

And his FINale is, (3)

Blowing a kiss(4)