h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Night night!

My, that really looks like a hard one!(5)


Under the tree of forbidden fruit, (1)

Eve lay back, looking all cute(2)

And Adam, that fool(3)
All he did was drool!(4)

Even the snake was suddenly mute.(5)


Eve looked sultry, took a bite of the Cox(1)

Oh... you mean the apple.....




And said: "Adam, come, take off your sox"(2)

His fig leaf fell off,(3)

It made Eve -cough(4)

He was still wearing his cricketers box(5)





The sight knocked Eve out for six (1)

Right,she thought, we're in for New Tricks(2)

Maidens bowled over, (3)

"Howzat!" in the clover (4)

Now they're posing for pics.(5)


Adam and Eve took a Gap Year(1)

By the sea, at the end of the pier, (2)

He took up cloning(3)
Eve wouldn't stop moaning (4)

And now Eve's nose is an ear!(5)


There once was a birdie called Tim, (1)

Flew upside-down, on a whim (2)

given this wing and a prayer(3)
I'll fly over there(4)

And clean out my cage with some vim.(5)


Lady Godiva was out on her horse,(1)

Wearing her birthday suit, of course (2)