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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Jun 12, 2002
Quick, get me something to spew in.
What a surpise,
He wasn't that nice,
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 12, 2002
And left her in a position quite fetal.
The fetal position is secure
When you inject a substance impure
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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Jun 15, 2002
But using pure gin
Puts on a new spin
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Mike Tyson Posted Jun 15, 2002
And you'll get real high, that's for sure
MT 
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Jun 15, 2002
Mike, it's convention that if you finish a Limerick, you have to start a new one.
If not we'll all get lost and gibber like turkeys until someone sorts us out. 
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 15, 2002
I have three moths on my face
They seem to like that space
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Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. Posted Jun 15, 2002
Their furry wings flap and flap,
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 15, 2002
I think that I shall take a nap
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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Jun 16, 2002
I hope no one minds if I just tidy up that last one, to get the metre right
I have three moths on my face
They seem to like that space
Their furry wings flap,
I think I'll just nap
But under a net - just in case
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It's so good to see some new names
Are joining us all in our games
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PiuPiu Posted Jun 16, 2002
and perpetuate the enlightened refrains.
A confused major-general called Dennis..
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Jun 16, 2002
Sat on a chair to play tennis
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 16, 2002
He made flags of gray suede
Which he'd flap when dismaid
While exuding a great air of menace.
There once was a woman named Song
Who could play a great game of pong
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Jun 16, 2002
Oh ping she would sing
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 17, 2002
"Why can't we all get along?"
There once was a child named Zin
Who discovered he'd grown a large fin
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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Jun 18, 2002
But he felt such a fool
When he entered the pool
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Wowbagger Posted Jun 18, 2002
As he started to squeak like a dolphin!
@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#
Kevin had feet like a duck
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...Shrillian... Posted Jun 18, 2002
He looked like a thug,
(Or a chipmunk on drugs)
I know, a plural...sorry...brain dying...slowly... 
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- 6681: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Jun 12, 2002)
- 6682: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 12, 2002)
- 6683: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Jun 15, 2002)
- 6684: Mike Tyson (Jun 15, 2002)
- 6685: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Jun 15, 2002)
- 6686: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 15, 2002)
- 6687: Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea. (Jun 15, 2002)
- 6688: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 15, 2002)
- 6689: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Jun 16, 2002)
- 6690: Lurcher (Jun 16, 2002)
- 6691: PiuPiu (Jun 16, 2002)
- 6692: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Jun 16, 2002)
- 6693: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 16, 2002)
- 6694: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Jun 16, 2002)
- 6695: Wowbagger (Jun 17, 2002)
- 6696: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 17, 2002)
- 6697: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Jun 18, 2002)
- 6698: Wowbagger (Jun 18, 2002)
- 6699: six7s (Jun 18, 2002)
- 6700: ...Shrillian... (Jun 18, 2002)
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