h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If we're talking JC + Hollywood, I'm with Feisor, JC before Hollywood I'm with St Jon

(hmmm stunts.... tricky)

As the audience wants.

hollywood has just tried to impose on him it's not his fault.

Like him or lothe him, you are not alone.





There was a Young Jedi called Ben,

Whose outlook on life was

he gave up his light sabre

Unarmed, he would labour

or labor if you are American

Sorry about the Jackie Chan business - not a fan of "action" movies

Each to their own I guess.


Never to use it again.


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There was a young fish called Charlie,

who had a fixation for barley

He'd jump in the air,

Ten feet, I would swear!

and land on the back of a Harley.

(Davidson, that is... )

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My broadband has been disconnected

An ISP plot is suspected

Now I'm stuck with dial-up

It seems quite a **** up.

But really no more than expected

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As Winter settles in once again

An icicle grows in my den.

I can't feel my nose
Forget about my toes!

And my ears froze way back when!

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Hip hop music's a bore

I feel like leaving the floor

The tedious beats

tiredly repeats