h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

In a barrel of wine with her brother.

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A family feud can be fun

as long as you've got the gun

But try not to shoot Auntie,

Young Vera Miles he did try to smother

(not technically right I know, but 'stab' didn't rhyme )

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And while we're on the subject of movies

9 hour simulpost??

*sorry... didn't see the new stuff *

...But Uncle can, can't he ?

So thats how this family is run.




My head is beginning to spin,

it must be because of the Gin

New Poem:


There was a five-way simulpost

If I make my body spin too,

my nose will turn blue

(*()*) New Limerick, needing only the last three lines:

How much dope would I have to smoke,
To visit my in-laws in Roenoak?
...
...
...

I've not seen them for years,
And they've big butts and ears

And scowl if I make a joke!
.^..^
(*()*)

An outing with pot-heads can be tricky,
When taking a stroll in the city...

Avoid bridges (big sigh),
'cause they'll think they can fly,
and the truth is, they can't, more's the pity!

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My granny collected big yachts

She really does like them a lot!
She paints them all white,
But late in the night,
She invites over teens and does shots!

I am another morning stoner,
I am alone but not a loner...

I pour a glass,
And then I pass,

The roaches to Lisa, The Mona

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An artist once said to his muse

I do not wish to confuse,
But to take off your dress,
And with roses caress,
Your bosom, I'd never abuse.

As a pop-stars arm reared a needle,
Up poped Jeremy Beadle

this is all getting very confused - I will try to clarify - here are the uncompleted ones

My head is beginning to spin,
it must be because of the Gin
If I make my body spin too
my nose will turn blue



As a pop-star's arm reared a needle,
Up popped Jeremy Beadle