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One Line at a time (sometimes)
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 25, 2002
And said "It's not polite to stare!"
An elderly priest from the cost,
Faultered whilst preparing the Host...
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Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn Posted Jun 25, 2002
and fell in the sand
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Kate Schechter (Back on the right side of the pond) Posted Jun 25, 2002
To which he exclaimed "I'm toast!"
There once was a bloke from Sweden,
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Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn Posted Jun 25, 2002
Who found out that he was a heathen
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Kate Schechter (Back on the right side of the pond) Posted Jun 25, 2002
Hoping for redemption,
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 25, 2002
He went to conventions
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Wowbagger Posted Jun 26, 2002
but he couldn't believe what they were breathin'!
#%!#%!@#$!@$#$^%^&@#!@$!@#%&$%&$%%!$^^%&@!$
There was a great song of mine
One Line at a time (sometimes)
Kate Schechter (Back on the right side of the pond) Posted Jun 26, 2002
Which had the catchiest line,
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jun 26, 2002
With lines like "alone we stand,
And together we fall apart" were grand
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Julie Andrews Posted Jun 26, 2002
I've forgoten the rest, it's a crime.
Henry Rollins and Diana Rigg,
Went to market to purchare a pig...
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Wowbagger Posted Jun 26, 2002
Said Henry to Di
"I can't see a good buy"
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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Jun 26, 2002
They're always too small or too big"
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We call this "one line at a time"
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Kate Schechter (Back on the right side of the pond) Posted Jun 26, 2002
Though no one pays any mind,
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Platypus 2 Posted Jun 26, 2002
(OOPs sorry my computers soooo slow - we'll try again..)
But covered in moss
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Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn Posted Jun 26, 2002
we seem at a loss
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...Shrillian... Posted Jun 27, 2002
To punish them for this crime...
------ Now Mr Christopher....play nice 
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My dictionary's missing the P's
Which leaves me greatly displeased
One Line at a time (sometimes)
...Shrillian... Posted Jun 27, 2002
and i'm not doing a double line in case anyone thinks that.....just giving poor sechsSiebens their chance... 
anyone?
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...Shrillian... Posted Jun 27, 2002
My dictionary's missing the P's
Which leaves me greatly displeased
Jumps from ‘o’ straight to ‘q’
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- 6741: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 25, 2002)
- 6742: Platypus 2 (Jun 25, 2002)
- 6743: Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn (Jun 25, 2002)
- 6744: Kate Schechter (Back on the right side of the pond) (Jun 25, 2002)
- 6745: Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn (Jun 25, 2002)
- 6746: Kate Schechter (Back on the right side of the pond) (Jun 25, 2002)
- 6747: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 25, 2002)
- 6748: Wowbagger (Jun 26, 2002)
- 6749: Kate Schechter (Back on the right side of the pond) (Jun 26, 2002)
- 6750: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Jun 26, 2002)
- 6751: Julie Andrews (Jun 26, 2002)
- 6752: Wowbagger (Jun 26, 2002)
- 6753: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Jun 26, 2002)
- 6754: Kate Schechter (Back on the right side of the pond) (Jun 26, 2002)
- 6755: Platypus 2 (Jun 26, 2002)
- 6756: Platypus 2 (Jun 26, 2002)
- 6757: Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn (Jun 26, 2002)
- 6758: ...Shrillian... (Jun 27, 2002)
- 6759: ...Shrillian... (Jun 27, 2002)
- 6760: ...Shrillian... (Jun 27, 2002)
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