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Now all we need is a cunning plan to save the mountain from the terrors that are related to Bugs Bunny.

I thought we had a plan...

We do - we just have to implement it.

(I was making the start of this forum seem dramatic).
So, are you ready to become Eomando the Bond Girl once more?

I certainly am...

Now...where did I put that really handy gun that I never really got to use much of apart from in the opening credits..?

A very good question...
Looks like we may find ourselves soon being sucked to somewhere around:
http://www.h2g2.com/A257294
Have to get DD to lead us, though...

Guess we'll have to wait a little while...

Maybe, but hopefully not too long.
Or has our friend gone on holiday for a fortnight without telling me?

*waiting*

*Dramatic Bond Chords*

*Bond theme*

Sorry for the delay I was looking after a Russian agent.

*Sees E point at this cheek and wipes away the lipstick*

*Waves at group*

If you people don't mind, you go your way, I'll go mine. You see, in the TDANE forums, you're the good guys. I'm the Krylma Leader, and we've already seen what he'll do if he ever catches you people. So, you go through whatever gateway Eddy has for you to use, but I'll use this.

*Pulls out the Pan-Dimensional Channel Changer, not seen since its technologies were used to accidently imprint the Krylma leader's personality into Affy's mind*

Okay, so, Eddy will transport you, and right after that, I just use this to cut a hole through the forums. Now, when do we start?

Unless of course, you're intending to use this as an opportunity to do the sequal for the TDANE movie. In which case, I'll go with Eddy as well.

Now, how are we going to pull the trees over from the Bond forum? Shall we whip up some sort of quantum-mechanical vortex generator, to suck them through after some sort of homing devices have been attached?

Of course, some trenchcoat-wearing machine-gun-wielding bad guys will have to be blasted along the way...

No, we can just use my Pan-Dimensional Channel Changer to send them back here once I get a fix on them. And yes, there will probably be some villain killing. However, just to be on the safe side, please don't hurt the Krylma Leader. I've grown rather attached to the rantings and ravings he keeps screeming at me from his cell at the detective agency.

Whatever you say. Using the Pan-Dimensional Channel Changer will be easier anyhow. Just BE CAREFUL... we don't want to pop in anywhere hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings might try to dice our brains to get at the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything.

I do so relish villian killing...from a (relatively) safe distance, of course. You don't want to be too near a plasma shell when it explodes, spraying villainous protoplasm in a 10-foot radius.

Hey, what've you got against villains, anyhow?

*Pulls out a certificate which officially names Afgncaap5 an Arch-Super Villain*

I've nothing against villains as long as they are friendly.
Afterall, I was a villain in TDANE - although I think practically everyone ended up being a villain-turned-goodguy in the end...
More twists than a curly-wurly.
So, are we ready to leap across to the Bond thread?

Maybe I could turn bad this time around then.

Actually, we don't really need to bring whole trees back - if we all filled our pockets with acorns, that should do the trick.

Ok. I'm ready to go.

Okay then, everyone jump through the portal here:
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=32568&thread=51000