h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Moves into a position where he can help protect Affy*

*Waits for BBW to respond*

*Grins wolfishly*
Why so suspicious? We are performing a public service by ridding h2g2 of two very dangerous groups of creatures. We have accomplished something that you have been either unable or unwilling to do. This mountain is far less dangerous than it was with the rabbits here, and the Majic Forrest is much less dangerous with the Rat-Ants under control. So you see, we are making h2g2 a much less dangerous place.

*Grins slyly*
Do you have something against that?

*From the space station far above the earth, KL smiles as he sees Affy slowly sheathe his sword and melt back into the forest, unable to really gather enough evidence that STUMPED is breaking the law*

*Scratches head at all this anti-rabbit'iness* :-

Rabbits are bad - Hares are good.

Rabbits aren't bad in themselves. But the Killer Rabbits of Mt. SandEverest are *very* bad. They only carnivorous rabbits in the known galaxy.

Oh... ok then... let me at 'em!

Too late. They've already been whisked away to Hangar Infinity. Now, all KL has to do is snap his fingers a certain number of times, and the rabbits will swarm at any specified targets.

*Looks worried, but still oblivious to danger*

They are descended from the evil rabbit that was thought to be destroyed by the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch
And they've already deaded me once.

*A holographic image of The Krylma Leader appears*

And, they will be deading a few more people before I'm through. Along with my new armies of robots, and Krylma Minions, along with the armies of my two most trusted lieutenants, Big Bad Werewolf (the rat-ants), and the Masque of the Red Rejection eMail (robots, Mangols, and Rodentars). Granted, if people just surrender to STUMPED right now,...well, what do you say?

*The hologram blinks out*

*Doesn't really care about life, but uncertain about others...*

Have at you! You scum, scrapped from the heel of smelly person!

Your mother is a gerbil, and your father smells of cranberry!

Fish? I don't know if it's smart to insult his parents. They died several centuries ago.

Yeah, what they gona do about it then

It's just not nice, that's all. KL probably misses them. If you ask me, this whole supervillain thing is just a desperate cry for help.

I'm sorry.... I was just trying to goad him ....

Maybe we should contact Social Services

*Unnoticed by all, two killer rabbits, who were asleep when all of the others were whisked away by KL, begin nibbling on a few bits of Affy's hyper fertilizer (see post 29) that still lie beneath the giant oak. They get startled looks on their faces as they both grow to the size of horses. They hop off to their burrow, but can't fit inside, so they start digging a new burrow.

Several years pass. Many large holes can be seen in the side of Mt. SandEverest in this area. Most wildlife has disappeared from this part of the forest.*


Just tidying up continuity here.