A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks & Beach
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The Ghost Of TV's Frink Started conversation Dec 1, 1999
*waiting for some poolside service*
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 3, 1999
*After a long delay, the engineers finally arrive, and build the water-slide in the RIGHT forum this time, along with fountains and all it says on the Article thing...*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 3, 1999
Can you smell something, or is it just me?
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 3, 1999
Its just the bits of David Hasslehoff that fell off as he was chucked in the sea. The seagulls will soon clean them up.
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 3, 1999
Where's Eric Cantona? - the seagulls are normally following him....
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 3, 1999
Very odd... Didn't either of you realise you are no longer on the beach but in the inside swimming pool next to it? Why anyone would want a swimming pool when we have a beach is beyond me, but I was asked to build a swimming pool with water-slides, diving boards etc, so build a swimming pool with that lot I did. And here it is.
The smell is probably the chlorine.
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Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) Posted Dec 3, 1999
In which case, can I bring me lilo??
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 3, 1999
Yes, of course - as long as you stay off the swimming lanes and the diving area. There's a huge fun pool to your left. You an't miss it - it's got the 30 foot long inflatable floating dolphin you can climb on...
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 3, 1999
Last one in the water is a girl!!!!!!!!!
*runs off and jumps in the fun pool making as huge a splash as he possibly can*
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 3, 1999
I'd've thought you'd much rather have everyone else in the pool female, esp. wearing bikinis etc, than have the women wait until last to enter? Oh well... are you female? I often make this mistake..
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 3, 1999
No I'm not. But I know it can be tricky to tell with some people.
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 3, 1999
I Keep making that mistake accidently with the Mad Hatter - I get frustrated each time it happens, too. It's just the Mad Hatter's male in Alice in Wonderland... If I went round calling myself, I don't know, Jessica Rabbit, you'd probably call me a She.
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Dec 3, 1999
That conjures up an interesting picture of "Hollywood blockbuster/radio comedy of the 50s" hybrid.
I'll never be able to watch Roger Rabbit in the same light again.
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Dec 4, 1999
Mad Hatter has lenghtened her nickname to avoid such confusion... 
This is a nice pool, all you need is a hot tub!
~Irving, not a girl
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 4, 1999
Okay, then we'll have a hot-tub! This being my pool, I can build what I like here. And I will - why not?
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The Ghost Of TV's Frink Posted Dec 4, 1999
I'll have a coke please! Of course, I don't mean I want you to build one - just have the wait staff drop it off at my chair......
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Bluebottle Posted Dec 4, 1999
The wait staff.... Hmm... looks like I'll have to build them, too, unless someone wants the job. What staff is there in Finks Drinks??
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The Ghost Of TV's Frink Posted Dec 4, 1999
I should make you go look
Off the top of my head, I don't believe we've hired any wait staff........
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Dec 4, 1999
The Aroma Cafe has a waitstaff... in fact, Helena, who's down by the beach right now, I think, is on it
~Irving
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- 1: The Ghost Of TV's Frink (Dec 1, 1999)
- 2: Bluebottle (Dec 2, 1999)
- 3: Bluebottle (Dec 3, 1999)
- 4: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 3, 1999)
- 5: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Dec 3, 1999)
- 6: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Dec 3, 1999)
- 7: Bluebottle (Dec 3, 1999)
- 8: Beaker (Muse of bad guitar playing and Pork Pies) (Dec 3, 1999)
- 9: Bluebottle (Dec 3, 1999)
- 10: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Dec 3, 1999)
- 11: Bluebottle (Dec 3, 1999)
- 12: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Dec 3, 1999)
- 13: Bluebottle (Dec 3, 1999)
- 14: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Dec 3, 1999)
- 15: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Dec 4, 1999)
- 16: Bluebottle (Dec 4, 1999)
- 17: The Ghost Of TV's Frink (Dec 4, 1999)
- 18: Bluebottle (Dec 4, 1999)
- 19: The Ghost Of TV's Frink (Dec 4, 1999)
- 20: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Dec 4, 1999)
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