h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And at the end of it all, everybody dies. Bwahahahaaaa!!

-Satan

Something like that....

*Steps in, reading a thick, leather bound book. Sits down into a table without even noticing it, as if in some kind of a trance.*

*removes the walkman-headset, looks around, wondering if someone has tried to talk to her.*
*sees Alien*
Hello!
What are you reading?

Hi Alien!

Bumble; I did try to make a sarcastic remark about Bergen, just as well you didn't hear it..
Anyhoo; did I finally get it yesterday, or was I totally of the track?

*runs into door, opens door, runs into café*

IIEM: double espresso please!
*gulps down the coffee, puts down cup, turns slowly blue, remembers to breathe*

Hello.
Just by ever so quickly. Things are crazy at work. How is everybody?

JAR, stressed out

Fine You? (Dumb question, really...)

*looks up from the book after a while*

Huh? Someone said something?

... if only the bills would stop piling up on my desk....

*grabs another invoice and starts punching*

JAR, wageslave (only I don't have a wage...)

*continues reading*

JAR, that means you're just a slave. Not wageslave, just slave

Well, I'm off!
Those of you with a memory-span that goes all the way back to yesterday (I know I seldom have), might remember my question 'bout affairs at work. Well, the then-mentioned girl is hitching a ride with me home today, soooo...

IIEM, coffee to go!

Bye folks!

Best of luck my friend!!

*trying to throw five, already having one pawn heading for center after rounding the board, but of course can't, not when she really needs it*

Dang!

IIEM, coffee, black, please!

*Throws dice*

Sorry, Kristina, these dice say that you get a cappuccino, not a regular coffee, black.

Just kidding. Here you go. c)~(

(Satan waves a hand at the dice. They roll and turn up three sixes)

*enters Cafe* Hello, hello everyone! Gee, I miss being around more often, but it's good to be here when I can.

IIEM! How about an espresso?

Well, Satan...that's pretty cool how you do that with your name! What if anybody wants to visit your hell/home Page? Willingly?

*turns page*

*everyone around Ludo board baffled by Satan's way of throwing the dice, suddenly making two into three*

*Titania throws away one die*

*throws the remaining two*

Double six! Yes!

*really needing it, since Ook made one of her pawns start all over again*

IIEM or Irv, a café mélange, please...

I'm invisible. Bwahahahaaaaa!!!

I'm keeping the method secret, unless h2g2 Towers notice and get rid of the bug.

And yes it's not particularly easy to find my user page, but who wants to go to Hell anyway?
You can always search for 'Satan - Lord of the Underworld' and it'd probably come up with my page.

Meanwhile, I'm enjoying confounding everybody.

-666