A Conversation for The Café
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Mar 10, 2000
*busies himself making and serving all the back orders*
*hangs sign on IIEM*:
Irving Washington has gone on a one week holiday from school and computers in general. All requests during the interval shall be directed at the IIEM itself. Thankyou.
~Irving
*Sets IIEM to "Auto Pilot"*
Gee, I hope this doesn't malfunction again...
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Demon Drawer Posted Mar 10, 2000
*DD wanders in*
Anyone lose any sunglasses at the last thread, I think I've found them.
*DD waves a cool pair of optical wear in the air*
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Barney's Bucksaws Posted Mar 10, 2000
Hello - I'm a newcomer. Sure need COFFEE, though. Just in the door from work, and I need fortification to face the world. Thank (my favorite diety) its Friday!!! If I had to put in ONE MORE MINUTE AT THAT PLACE . . . . .!!!!
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Demon Drawer Posted Mar 10, 2000
*DD noticing the lack of staff around gets an espresso for Barney as he seems to NEED it*
How are you finding things so far then Barney?
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Barney's Bucksaws Posted Mar 10, 2000
Thanks, DD. Aaah! That's better. Sure takes the kinks out of the day! Nice place. Nice admosphere. Its good to find a spot to relax where people understand what Friday afternoons are all about! I'm going to enjoy this!
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Demon Drawer Posted Mar 10, 2000
Late friday evening GMT, but who cares what time it is here you make of it what you will. 
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Vestboy Posted Mar 10, 2000
Cup of coffee please white, no sugar and a clean saucer if you please.
My these stools are high aren't they.
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Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) Posted Mar 11, 2000
*Dr. J wanders in. Notices Vestboys short legs*
Yes, the stools are somewhat high
*ROFL*
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BluesSlider Posted Mar 14, 2000
Irv's on holiday at the moment, you have to use the IIEM.
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Ozman Posted Mar 15, 2000
*Ozman staggers in, sees sign on IIEM, makes extra-strong double espresso, sculls it, makes another one, sculls it too*
GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! Wwwwwwwwah. Christ. *Good* coffee! That oughta keep me going for a while.
*Begins vibrating slightly*
Aannyyoonnee hheerree??
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Ozman Posted Mar 15, 2000
*Gradually calms down. Looks at watch*
Nap time
*Goes to sleep in the corner*
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Afgncaap5 Posted Mar 16, 2000
*Wanders in*
MAN! I thought I was never gonna make it back here! Lucky that I was thinking about the Cafe while going through my old posts.
*Walks to IIEM and makes himself a Usual. Full brass band and everything*
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Mar 16, 2000
Hallo Af. I want to know what a MultiMau is!
*gets herself a very large cup of good old fashioned black pekoe tea with milk and sugar at the IIEM*
Good ol'Irv, looking after his customers like this. It HAS been quiet, hasn't it... Is it net creep or term break?
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Bumblebee Posted Mar 16, 2000
*Bumblebee nips in on her way home, pour Blue Java in a to-go-cup,
scribbles a thankyounote and is off again, shloshing coffee everywhere.*
-B-zzzzzzzz 
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Garius Lupus Posted Mar 16, 2000
I want to know what a multimau is too. Is that someone that knows the rules?
*Pours himself a majic tea, non-belated. Starts wondering where Irv keeps the gold and platinum cups ...*
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Demon Drawer Posted Mar 16, 2000
Anyone fancy an Irish night out, check out the o'Forum and Leaprechaun
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=24306&thread=43404
where St. Patrick's Day is catching up with the front page.
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Afgncaap5 Posted Mar 17, 2000
A multimau is one who knows all the rules in at least two versions of Mau. I am a Grand-Mau in seven card Mau, and Maudodgeball, so I qualify for the title of multimau. I also take pride in being half of the Grand-Maus in maudodgeball, but that's a different story.
*Sips Usual*
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Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence Posted Mar 17, 2000
Interesting.
You have defined the term MultiMau quite explicitly, and yet somehow I fail to feel edified.
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BluesSlider Posted Mar 17, 2000
I think the fundemental flaw in the explanation is that it assumes you know what Mau is, I don't, therefore I am equally un-edified
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- 21: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Mar 10, 2000)
- 22: Demon Drawer (Mar 10, 2000)
- 23: Barney's Bucksaws (Mar 10, 2000)
- 24: Demon Drawer (Mar 10, 2000)
- 25: Barney's Bucksaws (Mar 10, 2000)
- 26: Demon Drawer (Mar 10, 2000)
- 27: Vestboy (Mar 10, 2000)
- 28: Doctor John (Patron Saint and Village Physician) (Mar 11, 2000)
- 29: Bluebottle (Mar 13, 2000)
- 30: BluesSlider (Mar 14, 2000)
- 31: Ozman (Mar 15, 2000)
- 32: Ozman (Mar 15, 2000)
- 33: Afgncaap5 (Mar 16, 2000)
- 34: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Mar 16, 2000)
- 35: Bumblebee (Mar 16, 2000)
- 36: Garius Lupus (Mar 16, 2000)
- 37: Demon Drawer (Mar 16, 2000)
- 38: Afgncaap5 (Mar 17, 2000)
- 39: Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence (Mar 17, 2000)
- 40: BluesSlider (Mar 17, 2000)
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