A Conversation for The Café
What Hath Lil Wrought
Bluebottle Posted Mar 9, 2000
Not the dreaded W word?!?!?!?!
Quick, Irving, this guy needs a drink NOW!
What Hath Lil Wrought
gollum Posted Mar 9, 2000
Bless uss 
thank you
MMm
Scumptiously Chrunchable
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.
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What Hath Lil Wrought
Bluebottle Posted Mar 9, 2000
Smeagol, where's your cousin?
What did he get you for your birthday?
What Hath Lil Wrought
gollum Posted Mar 9, 2000
Bless uss
don't want fish
bony little fish
we wants my precious
curse the baggins
my birthday present
nasty little squeaker
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What Hath Lil Wrought
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Mar 9, 2000
This is just getting ridiculous!
1) Asteroid Lil is altering the appearance of my café on any whim
2) She's created a matter transporter
3) No one seems to have taken into account that you need muscle relaxant before and peanuts after going through a matter transporter
4) We've got a character from an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT TRILOGY eating fish and searching for Bagginsssss and precioussss while he knows darn well that neither spends much time in coffee houses
5) This thread is only four days old, and already takes much too long to load!
I'm going to http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?thread=42634&forum=26140 where normality will (hopefully) be restored.
~Irving
What Hath Lil Wrought
ted.tfl3.113713 Posted Mar 10, 2000
(taking a thoughtful look at the teleport) Oh well, I guess I'll walk.
Bronzed and beautiful...
Livzy Posted Mar 10, 2000
Livzy throws open the doors and swaggers in looking bronzed and beautiful.
The room falls into silence as He saunters straight up to Monsy and presents her with an enormous.......
Coffee
saffire Posted Mar 21, 2000
sweet could i also have a late mocha latte? by the time you get around to it, ill probably get around to visiting the cafe again
Coffee
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Mar 21, 2000
Does no one listen to me when I change the forums? To your left you should see a thread named "such is coffee". Go there. You will be served in a more timely manner. While I'm back here, though, here's is the late latté and the late mocha that have been ordered. 
~Irving
Coffee
lee lee Posted Mar 24, 2000
Coffee.Black and bitter,just like my men.
No...better make it...regular.
*sigh
Coffee
Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Mar 24, 2000
lee lee, I believe you'll find the current forum (this one is two forums old) at http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?MESSAGES[(THREADID*44193?forumid*26140)THREADS[(THREADID*44193?forumid*26140?subset*0)#
But until then, have a cup c(~)
~Irving
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- 85: gollum (Mar 9, 2000)
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- 90: Breeze (Mar 17, 2000)
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