h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Next you'll be sending 13 videos to every H2G2 researcher.

Now that's an idea....

Good that will fill up about 4 gaps in my video collection.

Which gaps???

Well "Eyes Wide Shut" obviously and for different obvious reasons "The Clockwork Orange", "The Killing" and "Fear and Desire".

Ah - sadly, they are gaps in my video collection too.

But at least I'll be able to see TCO soon without Danish subtitles.

Greebo, I'm sort of hoping you misheard something... and believe me, I don't think I would put in a space needle without an elevator to get us up (but then, I don't really remember putting the space needle in in the first place... though it's here now!). Well, that was one cheeky caramel (or was it camel?) numberl, and one Mocha for the mousie. Was there something else? There must have been... but my memory is slipping. I seem to do major construction in my sleep now. *'s worriedly*

~Irving, who thinks he's getting senile in his young age

I'ev no idea what Greebo is doing...

What do you know? You've been Officially Pronounced Deaded!

~Irving

You don't have to remind me of that... I find it very painful.

*starts to read from the Brownie Book of the Dead*

Why is a deaded researcher swimming to Jupiter? Sounds a bit implausible to me...

~Irving

PS-- I just make fun of your lack of pulse to take my mind off of my senility

We're all swimming to Jupiter from the beach, as we wanted to swim, and didn't have anywhere to swim to...

Well, if you're deaded, wouldn't you just... float?

~Irving

Hey, I thought the only other ocean in this solar system was on Europa, not Jupiter. Still, that won't be much of a detour.

Well, since when has lack of complicity with reality stopped us?

~Irving

I thought we were stopping off at the Sea of Tranquility first, now that's a sight that hasn't been seen up close and personal since I was a bump.

wow! A space needle( peering up the elevatorless shaft, and spiral stairway) it looks like its all stained glass, stainless steel and giant frisbee. "hullo...ullo...lo.." A cup of tea would be fantastic, your preperation will be appreciated, for perhaps I'll bring great stories of space when I return.
Back in a micron.(begins upward)
ted

*wraps up remains of BB in paper bag THEN BURNS IT!! faint sound of bb screaming*

Hello, anyone here?