h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Notices Greebo* *Dives for cover behind Nac Mac Feegle*

*Drinks last of nannies special brew*

Hello Doctor John. I don't know if it's yours, but someone left their reality 'bout halfway up that thing, (points toward space needle). Must have been too cumbersome.
Would you believe the thing does have an elevator, but it starts at the sixtythird floor and only goes to the top, not in to actual space as the name may imply. Nice View, though.
Peppermint tea, if you'd be so kind.

*Affects nonchalant air*
Not my reality m'man, but I'll put it behind the bar. If no-one claims it in within six months, it's yours!!

*hands over ***peppermint*** tea*

Welcome, stranger, a small libation,. perhaps? Or maybe something stronger??

*smiles, gently*

Might I enquire why the Good Doctor is... um... serving tea at... well... my spaceneedle? Oh, and the elevator (as of now) starts at the bottom and goes to the top.

~Irving

Why the tea is excellent. new habit for me I'm usually an espresso guy. Anyone for some purple homemade veggie soup before it goes in the fridge?

Oh, I didn't notice the elevator down here because it, apparently is rendered almost totally invisible by stainless glass construction. (checking out the lost and found reality) this is really a quality unit.

Hmmm... I don't know who's it is, but it is nice!

~Irving

Thought it all belonged to you. Lo-cal brownie and decaff coffee anyone?

*Shudders with total horror*

Real coffee and real brownies, anyone?

I'll have a brownie, if there's no dairy(vegan). thanks, have to pass on the coffee till another time. Gotta book.
seeya,
ted

*Two big eyes look in around the door*

Bless Uss

we guesses precious only guesses

*The two big eyes blink out*
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sssorry, gollum. No fisshhhiessss here, try the Waterworkssss

~Irving

Hello Gollum, I was just admiring the space needle, Quite nice, eh?

ted

Irv, I've been keeping fairly quiet about it cos it seems to be good exercise for most of the regulars, but how come nobody has noticed the transporter on the other side of the shaft from the lift?

Ferrari has claustrophobia and I don't want him leaving souvenirs in the lift, so we always beam up when we want to come by.

Hey are there any of those cool brownies left?

Transporter? *perk*

*scampers into transporter and disappears, reappears a second before and waves good-bye to self, then curls back into Greebo's fur with her mocha*

Still waiting to hear your story, too, Greebs.

'Nonnie

Will wonders never cease?
(Steps toward teleport with cautious grin)How does this thing work?
ted

Bless uss

*flip flapping sound comes
from the teleport*

Smeagol only wish
to catch a fish
so juicy sweet
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~Greebo grins greatly at Nonnie...~ Hi everyone... me better... look grin returned... ~grin~... Hello ted... hi Gollum... here take this... .. it's my very last choccie fish in gold foil....

Hiya Greebs! *grins down from atop furry head* Maybe we should visit Monsy's page before long and get our supplies refilled?

*still ponderous but greatly relieved at return of the ~grin~ *

~big grin~... don't worry your cute little head about my gloomy nature... it never lasts long... and me is sure the one who upset me a little didn't mean to.. ~bigger grin~... so all is well in the world of Greebo... and... ~mega grin~... me feels so much better with you sitting on my head... it's as if you were always meant to be there...

*BS appears (somewhat startled) from the transporter*
That thing is quite un-nerving the first time round. Can I get a double espresso to get my eyes open before I start w***?