A Conversation for The Café
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Mar 26, 2000
Confucius say...
Baseball all wrong--man with four balls can't walk.
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Fenchurch M. Mercury Posted Mar 26, 2000
*Fenny tiptoes in again, pulls out nail polish to scrawl - *
There once was a bitter young Zonie,
Whose California ID was a phony
But how could you blame
Anyone'd do the same
Desert and sand is a bunch of balogna. 
(j/k Irving)
*Thinks to self 'hmm, that was pretty good for an improv. Smells polish fumes, feels faint...*
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shazzPRME Posted Mar 27, 2000
*wanders in and sniffs the air*
What IS that smell? Oh no! The Mayor has been here AGAIN!
Good... she has left some nail varnish for me...
What good is sitting alone on the Loo
Come hear the music play
Life is a sh*t a day my friends
Come to the cabaret!
Hmmmm... there is nothing like a good sing while doing the business 
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Shorty Posted Mar 28, 2000
Mary had a little lamb,
she also had a duck,
She put them on the mantlepiece
to see if they would.....make friends!
Well what did you think it was gonna say
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shazzPRME Posted Mar 28, 2000
I really have no idea Shorty! 
shazz ( trying to act innocent!)
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Fenchurch M. Mercury Posted Mar 29, 2000
*glances around with attempted innocence*
Now see? If *I* can't act innocent, there's no way in HELL you can...
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Mar 29, 2000
*reads writting on the wall*
Huh, I coulda sworn the hottest point on the globe was Death Valley, California... lots of desert sand there...
~Irving
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shazzPRME Posted Mar 30, 2000
And what are you doing in the ladies IW? It doesn't need another clean out just yet... although I am a little worried about Shorties last scrawl!
shazz
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Mar 30, 2000
I *do* work here, I'm aloud anywhere I please
H2G2 must be slow this evening if this is on the top 5 most active forums list!
~Irving
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marvthegrate LtG KEA Posted Mar 30, 2000
Wise man say Difference between married mand and bachelor; Bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator, goes to bed. Married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the
refrigerator.
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Irving Washington - Gone Writing Posted Mar 30, 2000
Man living in dorm comes home, sees room mate, and gets no chance to go to bed for hours... 
~Irving
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Technoyokel (muse of poetry) Posted Apr 22, 2000
Aaah poor Irving...still you could have a husband who snores that keeps you awake!! Like a 'friend' of mine of course
Has no one really needed a piss for 3 WEEKS!
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shazzPRME Posted Apr 23, 2000
Most of us have been using the one at the Sheraton Hotel at Niagara falls during our vacation I must admit that this place has become a little neglected though!
*takes out indelible pen and tries to think of some good grafitti. Fails miserably at this time in the morning, so slinks out quietly... vowing to return soon*
shazz
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Ioreth (on hiatus) Posted Apr 23, 2000
*Places her own graffiti, in SHARPIE*
"Consider yourself lucky. Over half the world's population hasn't got access to flush toilets."
Smirk.
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Fenchurch M. Mercury Posted Apr 23, 2000
... and a lot of them know how to be a lot happier than us. Quality of life isn't material.
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FairlyStrange Posted Apr 24, 2000
"Money isn't important.....unless you're addicted to eating!"
*NM run out quickly!)
NM
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shazzPRME Posted Apr 25, 2000
*pops in yet again...*
This Dutch Lager sure runs through quickly!
*Rummages through bag, but can only find a boring blue biro this time*
When trying to squat on the loo
Be careful just what you do!
The Funnel Web Spider
Will sit down beside ya
And attempt to eat all the poo!
*Replaces biro and skulks out muttering something about getting brain in gear next time*
shazzPRME
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Anonymouse Posted Apr 25, 2000
*sneaks in, uses claw* (nice to have markers always handy )
"There once was a young man from Kent
Whose **** was unbearably bent,
So to keep out of trouble
He put it in double
And instead of coming he went.
*rushes out before getting caught*
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- 41: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Mar 26, 2000)
- 42: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Mar 26, 2000)
- 43: Fenchurch M. Mercury (Mar 26, 2000)
- 44: shazzPRME (Mar 27, 2000)
- 45: Shorty (Mar 28, 2000)
- 46: shazzPRME (Mar 28, 2000)
- 47: Fenchurch M. Mercury (Mar 29, 2000)
- 48: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Mar 29, 2000)
- 49: shazzPRME (Mar 30, 2000)
- 50: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Mar 30, 2000)
- 51: marvthegrate LtG KEA (Mar 30, 2000)
- 52: Irving Washington - Gone Writing (Mar 30, 2000)
- 53: Technoyokel (muse of poetry) (Apr 22, 2000)
- 54: shazzPRME (Apr 23, 2000)
- 55: Ioreth (on hiatus) (Apr 23, 2000)
- 56: Fenchurch M. Mercury (Apr 23, 2000)
- 57: shazzPRME (Apr 24, 2000)
- 58: FairlyStrange (Apr 24, 2000)
- 59: shazzPRME (Apr 25, 2000)
- 60: Anonymouse (Apr 25, 2000)
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