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*produces another drink go on ... its nice and hasn't got any poisen or anything in it at all

I'll take if you've got any - I could murder a cuppa.

Yeh... I've got tea but how about a its better for hiding up the bitter taste of the ...

not really a drinker either

OK have the tea.... just try to ignore the bitter taste of the arsnic

Well I stopped taking sugar in my tea - but if you think it'd help chuck a spoonfull in.

*puts a teaspoon of sugar (to help the medacine go down) into the tea *slips in a little bit of white powder and gives it a good stir here you go, a cup of loverly non poisened tea

I think I've just seen the best soundbite of the campaign:

Clive: 'I could murder... '

(Careful editing is an important part of a Spinmeister's trade. )

Send it to Croz, and we can get it on the rumour/scandle page

Jummy

Playing with The Internet Anagram Server ( http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/index.html ), I discovered that 'Clive the Flying Ostrich' is an anagram of 'Filthy rig clinches vote'.

A sign of things to come, perhaps?

Wonderful anagram!

Of course, I'm sure Clive would never cheat. Well, fairly sure.

Let me return the favour...

APATHY I = Hypatia.

Hypatia Ozark = IZAAK PARTY HO
Okay, nevermind that one...

2legs badger = 2 BEGGARS LED
Thingites = SITE NIGHT
Monster Raving Badger Party = VOTE MR PRYENG BASTARD A GRIN

Jeez, that thing's addictive

Addictive like flowers!

'Two Legs' = 'Gets low'.

Ain't that the truth...