A Conversation for The Second Virtual Prez of h2g2: Rumour, Scandal & possibly some News

I demand to be scandalised!

Post 1

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

Please. smiley - grovel

(p.S I took the photo of Mina and the badgers. smiley - biggrin)


I demand to be scandalised!

Post 2

J

You're just too gosh darned nice to be thrown into the mud of scandal, Clive smiley - smiley

smiley - blacksheep


I demand to be scandalised!

Post 3

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

Awww bless. smiley - blush


I demand to be scandalised!

Post 4

Ormondroyd

That's an ambiguous demand, Clive. Do you mean that you want to be outraged by someone else's naughty activities (which might explain you taking the picture of Mina and the badgers smiley - winkeye), or that you want someone to make up some scandal about you?


I demand to be scandalised!

Post 5

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

I just envy mina and 2legs getting all the press coverage. smiley - winkeye


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Post 6

Ormondroyd

smiley - sorry, we in the Ozark Party are running a clean campaign. We are not in the business of scandal-mongering. smiley - angel

And anyway, even though you *are* a self-proclaimed Thingite Warlord, I don't believe the rumour that if elected, you plan to feed any Researcher caught saying 'Thursday' to that pet smiley - shark pictured on your Personal Space.

Though, it must be said, 'Politburo' is a curious choice of name for the smiley - shark... smiley - winkeye


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Post 7

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

He's my filing system. smiley - winkeye


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Post 8

Ormondroyd

Yes, yes. Of course. I believe you. smiley - winkeye

And as for your smiley - bunny, Kremlin - well, there are some disturbing precedents for smiley - bunnysmiley - bunny in politics. Just look here: http://www.narsil.org/politics/carter/killer_rabbit.html . smiley - yikes

But I'm sure Kremlin is perfectly peaceful... smiley - bigeyes


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Post 9

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

*BAM! - hasty photoshopped evidence* Read all about it! Clive once said Thursday! *shows picture of Clive with a speech bubble above his head*


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Post 10

HappyDude

smiley - yikes


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Post 11

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

*throws a sheet over photoshopping equipment* smiley - whistle


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Post 12

parrferris

It's just as well that I'm one of Clive's supporters, or I might have to mention that Clive himself used the words 'W*******y' and worse, 'T******y' in his own Party Political Broadcast. Some Thingites have been physically assaulted for less...

Of course, it won't change my vote,
a) Because I'm a loyal Thingite
b) Because our great and noble Warlord is a Good Bloke
c) Because I may get sporked if I do.


I demand to be scandalised!

Post 13

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

*sporks Parrferris regardless*


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Post 14

Ormondroyd

(Leaves supply of smiley - sporksmiley - sporksmiley - sporksmiley - sporksmiley - spork to encourage Thingite in-fighting)

smiley - evilgrinsmiley - whistle


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Post 15

EvilClaw: The Catmanthing

Infighting is fun!


I demand to be scandalised!

Post 16

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

I got some of my very best scars that way.


I demand to be scandalised!

Post 17

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Hasn't been any new scandle appear for a while not even about me smiley - wahsmiley - sadface Fancy a cup of this loverly drink Clive? smiley - evilgrinsmiley - whistlesmiley - stiffdrink


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Post 18

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

I'm teetotal. smiley - winkeye


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Post 19

parrferris

Now that IS scandalous. smiley - biggrin


I demand to be scandalised!

Post 20

Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic.

Well...mostly teetotal. smiley - angel


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