h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

'Thingite Anarchocrats' = 'Characters into hating'.

Vote MRBP, to avoid the RF/thingite hedgehogamonica

Evilclaw = Law clive

Leading me to believe that I am the personification of all the laws that Clive lacks

Distroy the clive/RF/hyp hedgehogamonica and vote MRBP

And what's that an anagram of, 2legs?

no idea

2 gels. He uses two different brands of styling gel. Do we really want to elect a president with so much crud in his hair?

I have never;
a0 used styling gel or any kind of gel on my hair
b0 used hair spray or any kind of spary on my hair
C0 used courent or any other kind of modification agent on my hair
d0 used straighterner/curlers on my hair
I have, as is called in the trade got 'virgin' hair. Its never been tampered with and I've never used a two in one shamppoo/conditioner, only the one bottle of shampoo and the other of conditioner you can't get me on that one I'm afraid vote 2legs to distroy the clive/rf/hyp hedgehogamonica

What if we like hedgehogs?

One more anagram that seems particularly apt:

'Monster Raving Badger Party' = 'Dim vagrant prongs try a beer'.