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fords and her running mate E Vibenstein have apparently departed the country to embezzle some party money. Or party up some money, wichever it was.
Anyways, they've not been available for comment on this as they're obviously not in the country anymore.

Which country?

Some southern one with lots of sun.
Portugal I think.

Have they taken the whole £0.42?

This is exactly why you should vote for me...I don't have a passport

Not that I'm planning on spreading malicious gossip or anything, but I happen to know where they've gone and what they plan to do with the money!

I was approached by a strange bloke answering E V's description and asked about amoral bars and dens of iniquity where he could prematurely celebrate! F2027867?thread=1066527

I think someone should invesigate this as it has been preying on my mind

Im sure you're far too buisy voting for me to be starting rumours eh Deakie

Rumours? Moi? Never!

I just felt it was my civic duty to allow the public to see the sort of amoral, disgusting behaviour some of the candidates in this election may stoop too!

Serephina, on the other hand, has no shady deals or unsavoury behaviour going at all and that is why I, as an upstanding member of this community, will be putting my vote firmly behind her!

Oh, yeah! And I have been too busy voting!!

Marshalling the troops to add theirs too!

you got the email addy?

Yup! Nicked it from the Voting page and have passed it around to all the boys and girls!!! Some of them have voted already and I'll beat the rest of them into submission!

cool

Don't trust anyone. Except me, and then don't trust me much either, its safer that way I can't even vote as my Email is nonexistant at the moment

*ahem*

I can neither confirm or deny these rumours. You'll have to speak to our Minister for Embezzlement.