A Conversation for The Second Virtual Prez of h2g2: Rumour, Scandal & possibly some News
I demand to be scandalised!
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Started conversation Sep 24, 2005
Please. 
(p.S I took the photo of Mina and the badgers. 
)
I demand to be scandalised!
J Posted Sep 24, 2005
You're just too gosh darned nice to be thrown into the mud of scandal, Clive 
I demand to be scandalised!
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Sep 24, 2005
Awww bless. 
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Ormondroyd Posted Sep 24, 2005
That's an ambiguous demand, Clive. Do you mean that you want to be outraged by someone else's naughty activities (which might explain you taking the picture of Mina and the badgers 
), or that you want someone to make up some scandal about you?
I demand to be scandalised!
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Sep 24, 2005
I just envy mina and 2legs getting all the press coverage.
I demand to be scandalised!
Ormondroyd Posted Sep 24, 2005
, we in the Ozark Party are running a clean campaign. We are not in the business of scandal-mongering. 
And anyway, even though you *are* a self-proclaimed Thingite Warlord, I don't believe the rumour that if elected, you plan to feed any Researcher caught saying 'Thursday' to that pet 
pictured on your Personal Space.
Though, it must be said, 'Politburo' is a curious choice of name for the ...
I demand to be scandalised!
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Sep 24, 2005
He's my filing system.
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Ormondroyd Posted Sep 24, 2005
Yes, yes. Of course. I believe you.
And as for your 
, Kremlin - well, there are some disturbing precedents for in politics. Just look here: http://www.narsil.org/politics/carter/killer_rabbit.html . 
But I'm sure Kremlin is perfectly peaceful... 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Sep 26, 2005
*BAM! - hasty photoshopped evidence* Read all about it! Clive once said Thursday! *shows picture of Clive with a speech bubble above his head*
I demand to be scandalised!
EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Sep 26, 2005
*throws a sheet over photoshopping equipment* 
I demand to be scandalised!
parrferris Posted Sep 30, 2005
It's just as well that I'm one of Clive's supporters, or I might have to mention that Clive himself used the words 'W*******y' and worse, 'T******y' in his own Party Political Broadcast. Some Thingites have been physically assaulted for less...
Of course, it won't change my vote,
a) Because I'm a loyal Thingite
b) Because our great and noble Warlord is a Good Bloke
c) Because I may get sporked if I do.
I demand to be scandalised!
EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Sep 30, 2005
*sporks Parrferris regardless*
I demand to be scandalised!
Ormondroyd Posted Sep 30, 2005
(Leaves supply of 
to encourage Thingite in-fighting)
I demand to be scandalised!
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Oct 1, 2005
I got some of my very best scars that way.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 1, 2005
Hasn't been any new scandle appear for a while not even about me 
Fancy a cup of this loverly drink Clive? 
I demand to be scandalised!
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Oct 1, 2005
I'm teetotal.
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Oct 1, 2005
Well...mostly teetotal.
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- 1: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Sep 24, 2005)
- 2: J (Sep 24, 2005)
- 3: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Sep 24, 2005)
- 4: Ormondroyd (Sep 24, 2005)
- 5: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Sep 24, 2005)
- 6: Ormondroyd (Sep 24, 2005)
- 7: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Sep 24, 2005)
- 8: Ormondroyd (Sep 24, 2005)
- 9: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Sep 26, 2005)
- 10: HappyDude (Sep 26, 2005)
- 11: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Sep 26, 2005)
- 12: parrferris (Sep 30, 2005)
- 13: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Sep 30, 2005)
- 14: Ormondroyd (Sep 30, 2005)
- 15: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Sep 30, 2005)
- 16: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Oct 1, 2005)
- 17: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 1, 2005)
- 18: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Oct 1, 2005)
- 19: parrferris (Oct 1, 2005)
- 20: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Oct 1, 2005)
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