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Hi yo Emma, away!

Yes, away, away, go far away!

Hey, I'm gone

Oh.

Well, bye!

How much do you weigh?

Why don't you just say what's on your mind?

Mari-Rae, we've been posting together for some time now, and there's something I've been meaning to tell you - but we haven't been alone in a forum together before.

I don't know if I can ask you this, but, well...

Mari-Rae, will you....

YES?

Mari-Rae, will you set fires with me?

*Every hopefful *

<BB<

I'M GOING TO SET FIRES TO YOU! You don't know how upset I've been for the past 2 hours thinking that I offended you. I was ready to quit h2g2 entirely. This has been a horrible week. Ok, I'm calming down. Why did you ask how much I weigh for god's sake? I thought you meant I was throwing my weight around by switching the forums. Oh blast! You said 'go away' too. I'm really confused here.

(Sorry, I'm losing my mind. Completely snapped. Pay no attention. Took it entirely the wrong way. As I said; bad week in the tea shop, and then there was the thing with the brownies, too. Please erase previous entry. Humble apologies for being all strung out. Sorry everyone. Anyway, ahem: now then to continue...)

*Looks over at Bluebottle with much surprise.*

Light fires? Me? With you? You and me together, you mean?

*Her little gloved hands move nervously to her hat and adjust the veil on it. She smooths the flower sprigged dress she is wearing.*

Really?

I'm sorry - I didn't mean to offend you - I'd never do that.
I only said "go away" as you were saying "Emma away", and as the only thing said in this forum so far was "away" I didn't feel I had that much range in possible replies... I was just echoing your "away" - I don't want you to go away, ever! You're a friend.

But yes, will you set fires with me? You, Mari-Rae. I've never asked anyone this question before, so, well, will you?

*Feels very flattered by this attention, but is a bit concerned about something.*

Bluebottle, sweetie, I'd like to, but - uh - like, what did you have in mind? I mean, um, how big of a fire are we talking about?

BB, are you trying to get yourself tied down? I mean, that could have completely opposite effects than you intend. BTW, I found Nurse, where are we going again?

And yes, Kumabear, I do have some of the Dementia Powder.

Dr. D

Woohoo! Should be just the cure for me headache....and this horrible bout of sanity I've been suffering through.

I don't remember what the bar was called. Re-decorating could be a good idea. I could use a nice leather chair. A red one. And a bear-skin rug......I know, I know.....we Bears tend to not get on well together. I happen to have a small list of names and addresses of possible carpets.... ?

... Found hitch hiking on road side w/eight kegs and sign reading... Good Times or Bust!!!...
Excuse me... Could one of you tell me where i might eliviate myself of these occursed, HEAVY kegs?

This problem can be easily solved........

umm....those kegs look heavy. How about we lighten them up a bit?

Hello, Joker! I am Missionary the Forth. We are heading in the general direction of Italy, searching out a plush Villa to stay at with affordable prices, of course. (I wouldn't want to stretch Peta's credit card too far, would I hehe!) But first we are trying to locate Kumabear's elephant Humunguous. Perhaps we will find an elephant for you as well. They pop up like dandelions when you least expect them! Jump up onto the bar platform and take a load off.