Joker's Laugh Shack


This Is me. I like to laugh. I have been told I have a warped sense of humor... What do you think?

Some people are alive simply because its against the law to kill them!

Never play leapfrog with a Unicorn!

Never eat prunes when you're fammished.

Celibacy is not hereditary.

Picture yourself in a mountain retreat. The soft smell of evergreens washes over you. You are completly secluded here. No one knows where you are. You are completly cut off from that place called "the world". In the distance a small waterfall feeds the gentle stream you are kneeling by. The water is so clear that you can easily make out the face of the person whose head you are holding under water.
There now... Feeling beter?8)

Seen in a drugstore window... "I love you only" greeting cards, now available in milti-packs

If a cow laughs realy hard... does milk come out its nose?

If a pig throws up too much... do you get pork bellies?

How many times does a giraffe have to caugh to get enough phlem to spit?

If an elephant laughs realy hard... does anything have time to come out its nose?

Hillary Clinton, Tippour Gore, and Barbara Bush sat on a park bench, when along came a male flasher ( with mousey ears). he flashed hillary... She had a stroke. He flashed Tippour... She had a stroke. He flased Barbara... Her arm was too short.

FYI: I am somewhat noctournal( spelling?) and am on mountain standard time. :-)

Subscriptions

Title Status

Created

 

This user has no Entry subscriptions

Joker...Missionarry CotTb!....VOTE FOR MARV!!!

Researcher U107295

Entries

Most Recent Edited Entries

  • This user has not written any Edited Entries.

See all Edited Entries

Entries

See all Entries

Disclaimer

h2g2 is created by h2g2's users, who are members of the public. The views expressed are theirs and unless specifically stated are not those of Not Panicking Ltd. If you consider any Entry to be in breach of the site's House Rules, please register a complaint. For any other comments, please visit the Feedback page.

Write an Entry

"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."

Write an entry
Read more

Friends

Joker...Missionarry CotTb!....VOTE FOR MARV!!! has no Friends

See all Friends

Followers

Joker...Missionarry CotTb!....VOTE FOR MARV!!! has no Followers

See all Followers

Bookmarks

This user has no Bookmarks

See all Bookmarks