h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Aaargh! A thousand apologies for being the cause of such a disturbance. I most humbly request that you allow me in, though, by seeing my previous mishap, perhaps this is no longer possible. I still wish to be numbered among the valiant men, women, and unclassifieds that enjoy the taste of ecstasy that a brownie brings. Please also accept my most sincere apologies for causing this misunderstanding.

AIEEE!

Paradox+Marv talking to himself=nervous breakdown

And thus Frikinyoda joined us...

Having adored brownies from the age of eating semi-solid food, and finding myself surrounded by such wonderfully like-minded souls i find myself understood at last...

would it be possible to join, and perhaps (in keeping with my present title) be known as
Saint Zax- Patron Saint of Brownies & Drunken Indulgence?

if three miracles are needed, i believe these may suffice:

1) I once (at 4am) found the only bag of sugar at the only open store in all of the Twin Cities, Minnesota- with which i made a ~perfect batch of brownies(ah, the paradox) for a friend in need...

2) I once (singlehandedly) baked brownies for 300 hungry campers...and

3) My brownies are never dry, and I have yet to burn a batch...

ok, so they aren't like getting wine from a rock, but hey! we'er talking BROWNIES here! The most understanding Diety (hehe) on earth!
May I?

Be Welcome St. Zax! And you shall retain your title.
-Archbishop Marv

Oh THANK YOU your Brownieness!!

Can I get an AMEN?
"ALMOND!!"

Can I get a Halleleuja?
"BROWNIELUJA!!"

Nuts.

I'm ecstatic!

Finally! A way to put my wings to good use! BROWNIES FOR ALL- MY TREAT!!

And so comes the next saint to the holy grail of brownieness. Hey all, Tweetie, Saint of Impossible Escapes standing here
May I please be permitted to join your brownie loving society? Please

Just putting in a good word for Tweet... and seconding her application... check out her page!

We welcome you Tweetie!
-Archbishop Marv

Ah, haven't been to this particular thread in ages, and what do I stumble across but Marv, finally revealing his true schizophrenic nature, and beseaching himself for membership!!

Marv, remember this: you're never alone when you're a schizophrenic.


(P.S. I mean no insult to any true schizophrenics out there....)

BP, Yes I am slightly strange.. But that one was actually an accident.
Marv

*g*
Thanks Zax
Woo-hoo! I'm in- yet another society to add to my page
Must stop using smileys as punctuation. (I couldn't resist)

Hey Marv- how about a new new new members forum? thankee
-io-

~feeling very religious atm, so when he notices the church he can't resist the temptation

Hey, I'm a believer. Is there enough space in the big book for me?

Hey Kheldar! How ya doin'?



Care for a bite?

Doing fine. Very fine
And of course I will have a bite. How can I possibly turn down a brownie ?

Simple, thusly:

1 And he said to the crowd
2 'How can a man turn down a brownie and still eat it?'
3 And the crowd was silent, for they thought he was
4 mad.
5 And then he took the brownie and he turned
6 It, so all could see it's moist underside and
7 brownie goodness
8 He spake, saying 'See how I have turned down this brownie,
9 now I shall eat it' and
10 and he did eat it. And the crowd was not much impressed.

I present myself before the Ceniobarchy of the CotTB... A scribe of many recipes... to write a sacred text... a text of the True Brownie, so that many can share its wholesome Chock'lity goodness. What good is a church without one...

If you already have one, then I wish to be it's protector. I'll wear that tome on my back and preclaim it high to rally the troops when (sorry, if) the Holy War comes .

Trilly

Trilly you have our welcome!!! You shall be the Protector of the Sacred Texts. Be at one with the Brownie!
-Archbishop Marv

Well, I guess I will have to take up the job of the librarian then. With all those texts lying about, somebody will have to organize them, so that they won't get lost .

Thats very good, Kheldar, very good.
I'll need an assitant